Thursday, August 03, 2006

11:30 HALF HOUR TO GO

TOWN CRIER: 11:30 AND ALL’S WELL ON RUMPOLE’S BLOG


CNN: Susannah, what do you have for us?

(fake) Susannah Nesmith: I’m standing here with Horace Rumpole, the famed Miami Legal blogger, who is about to be shut down. Mr. Rumpole is standing behind a black curtain but he has agreed to speak with us,

“How do you feel? Any last words for your fans?”


Rumpole
: Regrets? I’ve had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through
Without exemption.
I’ve planned each charted course
Each careful step along the highway
But more
Much more than that

I DID IT MY WAY.

(fake) Susannah Nesmith: Back to you Rick Sanchez, at CNN in Atlanta.

Rick Sanchez: Coming up next: People who pretend to be lawyers, and the doctors who are treating them

22 comments:

  1. Funny stuff...rump!!! I'm am waiting for 12:01...I'm even skipping lunch and that's big for me!!!

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  2. I'm not a lawyer, nor do I even live in Florida,,but this is some good s***!

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  3. Rump - it's 11:58 and I am looking for tissues

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  4. Who is this Darrin McGillis clown? He sounds crazy to me.

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  5. Horace,
    Stop comparing yourself to the Chairman of the Board; however, I do hope this blog mess all works out. I enjoy the interplay. Unfortunately, your duties (including 'screening') looks like a full time job.

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  6. Well, it's 1:00. I guess this post doesn't exist so I can say whatever I want..............

    Eh, why bother.

    If a writer creates a post and the blog is taken down, did it really exist?

    ;-)

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  7. Alan Shuminer is skipping lunch...that IS big!

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  8. Alan is NOT skipping lunch!!!

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  9. shuminer, pracitto, reizenstein and blecher each did not skip lunch today

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  10. what about Lyons and Lurvey

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  11. I ate lunch at au bon pain in the ass today. It was actually pretty good. It sucked to be at MJB that late though.

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  12. See (Judge) Larry King Live at your local bar. Bardiwill should've run against him.

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  13. Everyone talked and muscled her out of that race, and he recently refused to follow the law again.

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  14. Bardawil is giving ole Manno Schurr a run for her money.

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  15. yeah who are you referring too, it can't be Bardawil since she seems like a very sincere and nice person??

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  16. Rumpole: How about the results of who should run for pd, best asas, best felony pds, best private attorneys, best dui, best pcac,best judges, etc.

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