The new BEST ASA poll is up.
These polls are down with these final results:
ASA'S ONLY
31 (32%) WILL NEVER CONSIDER BEING A DEFENSE ATTORNEY
28 (29%) WOULD CONSIDER BEING A DEFENSE ATTORNEY
20 (21%) ARE LOOKING TO LEAVE NOW
18(19%) BENNETT BRUMMER HERE I COME
HAVE YOU EVER SELECTED A JUROR BASED ON LOOKS
24 (19%) SAID YES AND "HOOKED UP" LATER
0 ARE STILL DATING
13 (10%) PICKED A JUROR FOR LOOKS AND THEIR CLIENT WILL BE OUT IN 10 YEARS
35 (28%) SAID YES BUT NOTING HAPPENED
8 (6%) THOUGHT WE WERE A JERK FOR ASKING THIS OFFENSIVE QUESTION
18(14%) SAID NO...BUT WERE TEMPTED
9 (7%) SAID NO..BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT
18 (14%) SAID NO
WHAT CAN A JA DO?
22 SELL PERFUME FROM CHAMBERS
19 RUN A HALF BAKED CAMPAIGN ON THEIR OWN TIME
27 READ THE BLOG AT WORK
26 PLACE ATTORNEYS ON HOLD FOR 20 MINUTES
17 DRAFT AND SIGN ORDERS
23 CALL ATTORNEYS ON FRIDAY TO START A TRIAL AS A GAG
18 NONE OF THE ABOVE
No percentages because more than 1 answer could be selected.
BOINKED DURING A CASE?
10 OPPOSING COUNSEL
8 A WITNESS
14 YOUR CLIENT
8 THE COURT REPORTER
6 THE CLERK
10 THE JUDGE
1 THE BAILIFF
(BOINKED ALSO INCLUDED ORAL SEX)
Rumpole notes that its rough to be the bailiff.
VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN IN THE BEST ASA POLL
More criticism on Judge Reyes's staff:
A Lawyer squawks:
What's the deal with Judge Reyes' JA? Have you ever tried to set a motion with her. She is rude, doesn't return telephone calls and asks so many questions about the merits of the motion that it makes you feel like invoking the 5th or at least asking for a Miranda warning. For fun, try setting a motion to compel discovery with her. Its more painful then walking on hot coals. Also for grins, try gaining access to Reyes' chambers. The iron maiden known as his JA has set up so many obstacles that it would be easier gaining access to an Iranian nuclear facility than Reyes' office.
JUDGE REYES...you are a nice guy, but explain to your JA that lawyers are not the enemy or medicate her.
Rumpole says, count us in as one of the many lawyers who have had the door slammed in their face by the Iron Maiden of JA's. We are confident that we could schedule a motion to set aside a misdemeanor BW before the US Supreme Court quicker and easier than getting that JA to answer her phones and not be rude to us.
(OK. So we have engaged in a bit of hyperbole. So sue us!. The fact remains that she doesn't answer her phone all the tine, , doesn't call attorneys back, and won't schedule any motion without an order from the almighty directing her to do so-filed in triplicate -with case law attached please.)
See You In Court- Just not Judge Reyes's court because we can't a motion scheduled.
Hello? This must not be a very interesting topic to anyone. Goodbye.
ReplyDeletei can add to this. Judge Reye's ja is very rude, and is not a very nice person. Sheis very unprofessional, and she thinks she knows it all. in reality she does not know anything. when she worked at the state, she was not the most brilliant person there either. Judge Reyes, be careful, because of your JA you might just loose your next election. Fire her and get someone nice and respectful.
ReplyDeleteThank God for this blog!! I thought it was only me who "had to go back to law school." This low class woman had the temerity to tell this to my secretary when I was trying to get a motion on calendar. Yes Judge Reyes, she is that bad and is a reflection on you. Either you have bad judgement, or she has something on you.
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