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Wednesday, April 16, 2025

FDC RUMOR

UPDATE:  FDC HAS AN ICE PROBLEM. No not the ones that come in cubes and you drop into your jack and coke. It's the detainee problem based on the enforcement of the alien enemies act of 1798 (better late than never). "Hey you! Yeah, you selling the hot dogs with the little girl. Come here. Ve vant to see your papers..." and then off they go to FDC. 

So some ICE detainees at FDC overwhelmed a guard requiring an emergency team to re-take the area with flash-grenades.  The entire place is on edge. And they haven't even gotten to detaining the attorneys at law firms opposing the government and the judges who issue restraining orders against the government: "No, you can't ban someone from court because they have a Free Hunter Biden Bumper Sticker on their car" ;  and "No you cannot throw the entire  UM English Department in jail because they are teaching the Grapes of Wrath and called one transgender student by their preferred pronoun... 

But those days are coming because once they are done with Columbia and Harvard and the major law firms, they will look around and decide they are coming for you. See below. 

Here’s a good one circulating this morning from an email making the rounds:


I heard from a source there was a detainee uprising in the FDC last night due to overcrowding, that the guards were  overwhelmed, and flash grenades were deployed inside the building. Anyone have any details? Is this accurate? If it is, it’s a first in my memory.


THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU 

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

—Martin Niemöller


27 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about the great honey bun uprising of 2017?

Anonymous said...

And don’t forget the jello standoff of 2012. Heads rolled on that one.

Anonymous said...

Why does FDC want to know what car I drive ? I wrote Uber once and they kicked it back. Then I said I don’t own a car and they said I can’t come in. So I wrote 1934 Mercedes Benz license plate Adolph One and they let me in. Idiots.

Anonymous said...

On tv and movies why does the judge always bang their gavel when making a ruling or adjourning court but never in real life ?

Anonymous said...

Lmao, analogizing a bunch of degenerate criminals rioting to 1940s Jews

Anonymous said...

First they came for the deporables, and you Mr. Lawyer did not speak out—because I was not in your country club.

Then they came for the small business owners, and you Mr. Lawyer did not speak out—because I could not pay your $50,000 retainer.

Then they came for the iconoclasts, and you Mr. Lawyer did not speak out—because your nose is stuck in the trial judge's butt crack.

Then they came for you Mr. Lawyer—and no one is left who gives a shit.

Anonymous said...

The late Judge Rodriguez Chomat used a gavel.

Anonymous said...

Another mostly peaceful protest from the leftists.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like they are pretty violent and should be deported.

Anonymous said...

SAO has many problems

Anonymous said...

Excellent question!

Anonymous said...

I had a judge once bang a gavel to get a lawyer to shut up.

Anonymous said...

Yawn

Anonymous said...

I once saw a county court judge who is now a fed judge brag they never used their gavel. At that moment an REGJB cockroach came out for a stroll across his bench. We all watched what he would do. He did nothing.

Rumpole said...

Zzzzzz did it so much better

Anonymous said...

“REGJB cockroach” Is that an ASA or a defense lawyer? And why did the 97 year old bailiff let them get up the bench?

Anonymous said...

Must read: Judge Wilkinson's order denying stay in the Fourth Circuit in Abrego Gracia case. Doesn't matter what side you are on, that's some tasty opinion writing.

Anonymous said...

Most important question: why is the LinkedIn photo for the SAO just a picture of Rundle’s face?

Is there any other office: state or federal or private or otherwise that does anything similar?

Anonymous said...

There is deadly mold at the Graham Building. Why isn’t anyone reporting this? Please be careful when visiting the SAO.

Anonymous said...

Who is the ASA with the fowl mouth who curses up a storm?

Anonymous said...

Because she’s been reigning for 33 years and nobody gives a shit.

Anonymous said...

And you all complain about Trump’s Oligarchy. You got one here.

Anonymous said...

Be more specific.

Anonymous said...

ASA is a cockroach? Cocky yes but a cockroach I doubt.

Anonymous said...

She’s reigning shit. She’s nothing but a face. Her incompetent chiefs control everything. Then they lie to her.

Anonymous said...

Because banging the gavel implies the courtroom is out of order.

Anonymous said...

Yeah it’s not real funny