FOOTBALL PREVIEW

Football seasons begins, and some of you are sitting on a pile of money, if you followed our remarkable picks last season. While our strength is clearly match-ups and especially totals (over/under) we herewith tender these predictions for the season.

It will be a good year to be a fan in Indianapolis and San Diego and San Francisco, and it will be a difficult year to be a fan right here, in Miami. As we like to sing: “Miami has the Dolphins…a mediocre football team. Nick Saban drafted real bad or so it really seems. He lied and left us high and dry like no one would be believe. Cam Cameron thinks he can change it, but no one really knows. Because when you say Miami, you're talking 4-12…"



NFC EAST
PHILADELPHIA 10-6
DALLAS 10-6 (wild card)
NY GIANTS 7-9
WASHINGTON 7-9

NFC NORTH
DETROIT!!!! ?????10-6
MINNESOTA9-7
CHICAGO 8-8
GREEN BAY 6-10

NFC SOUTH
CAROLINA 10-6
TAMPA BAY 9-7 (Wild Card)
NEW ORLEANS 8-8
ATLANTA 5-11

NFC WEST
SAN FRANCISCO 10-6
ARIZONA 10-6 (Wild card)
SEATTLE 9-7
St. LOUIS 5-11

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP

PHILADELPHIA OVER SAN FRANCISCO

AFC EAST
NEW ENGLAND 11-5
NY JETS 10-6 (Wild Card)
BUFFALO 9-7
MIAMI 4-12

AFC NORTH
CINCINNATI 10-6
PITTSBURGH 10-6 (wild card)
BALTIMORE 7-9
CLEVELAND 5-11

AFC SOUTH
INDIANAPOLIS 14-2
TENNESSEE 9-7
JACKSONVILLE 7-9
HOUSTON 7-9

AFC WEST
SAN DIEGO 12-4
DENVER 10-6 (wild card)
KANSAS CITY 7-9
OAKLAND 5-11

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP
INDIANAPOLIS OVER SAN DIEGO

SUPER BOWL: COLTS REPEAT.
Dark horse shockers: Steelers win AFC and 49'ers win NFC for super bowl of dynasties.
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