Warning: NSFJC (not safe for judicial chambers- it may give some ideas...)
In an investigation sure to make a Broward Judge blush (and probably a little bit envious) an unnamed federal judge (apparently NOT in the SDFL so don't get crazy here) engaged in some extra-judicial activities in chambers. Think Jersey Shore meets US District Court with a little Friend House thrown in. Actually, think whatever you want. It just restores our faith that as we wind down the blog, and as Broward Judges got their act together, there still are enough other judges committing hanky panky to make sure that old bloggers never die, they just fade away laughing at those who wear black to work and sit above others.
Here is the 11th Circuit (Motto "Affirmed if you're a defendant appellant") finding of fact. NO truth to the rumor the finding has been optioned to Netflix with Sydney Sweeney signed to co-star.
11-25-90212 Judicial Council Order_0 by Anonymous PbHV4H
Anyone else thinking "Get a room, willya?"
How many cops hang out at the SAO for some hanky panky with the badge bunnies. “Sign my court slip?”
ReplyDeleteDouble dipping the OT. Literally.
DeleteAs a Flip Wilson said, ‘ Here comes the Judge’
ReplyDeleteSorry, Flip actually said, "Here come the Judge" No "s"
DeleteHanky Panky at the SAO. Get a room City cops.
ReplyDeleteNo hanky panky in the Depo Room!
DeleteThis is nothing new. The Justice Building has had more than its share of Judges, married and single, having sex with their hot ASA’s, PD’s and jurors.
ReplyDeleteYou want names?
Yes!!
Deleteyes
DeleteYes please!
DeleteI. Was under the impression that you were handing over the reins to one of the guest bloggers. Is that no longer the case?
ReplyDeleteHi diddly ho lawyerino! What’s the stats on hooking up with cops?
DeleteThe best tag team in America!
DeleteTypical question from an SAO chief.
DeleteI jammed two judges , two ASAs, an interpreter, clerk and witness in the courthouse. Gotta strike when the iron is hot
ReplyDeleteWhat’s your name?
DeleteNo secretaries?
DeleteYou probably have an std
Delete"Jammed"? You charmer, you.
DeleteLegend!
DeleteClerk got a great introduction to the real world.
ReplyDeleteThere was a time half the prosecutors were hooking up with cops.
ReplyDeleteIt’s a toga party!
DeleteSupport staff as well.
Deleteand they're judges now.
DeleteRed Pill strikes again.
ReplyDeleteThe blue pill
DeleteGas Station Rhino pill
DeleteLet's discuss this one--- https://nypost.com/2026/05/27/business/fired-jpmorgan-employee-who-claimed-wrongful-termination-over-642-50-super-bowl-deli-platter-awarded-4m/
ReplyDeleteNo SEX in the DEPO ROOM!
ReplyDeleteSo what have I learned? Must avoid ASA women for reasons in comments, must avoid PD/defense attorney women because they are super liberal women, oh yea it's over.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with super liberal women.
DeleteIt’s completely subjective. Avoid or approach? No wrong answer
DeleteStill less of an ethical problem than a sitting judge on the Third DCA texting KFR about how to prosecute criminal cases and edit pleadings her court is reviewing. The federal judge banging the cop wasn’t also telling him how to write search or arrest warrants her court would review, and the federal opinion takes pains to make clear she didn’t rule on any cases involving him.
ReplyDeleteWhat Miami ASA is pushing the Palm Beach SAO to re-file the traffic ticket for the woman with no hand?
ReplyDeleteShe has no Hand clearly the cop was lying
DeleteAnother example of why the public thinks so little of the judicial branch. Name the judge. A self regulated branch of government that works in secrecy and has a lifetime appointment. Feh.
ReplyDeleteNow that’s what I call winning at all cost.
ReplyDeleteHands down!
Delete