Thursday, May 07, 2026

COURTS CLOSED FRIDAY

 Did you know courts in Miami-Dade are closed tomorrow- Friday? We did not. It's National Pineapple on Pizza Day, or some such other nonsense. 

Did you know it's day three on Friday of the jury deliberations in the Haitian President Assassination case? Longtime and careful readers know how we feel about Friday verdicts. Avoid at all costs! 


A crime against Pizza 

Okay, while we still have time, lets finish up some important blog business. Pineapple on Pizza? We say it's a crime. You? 

Your pizza toppings? Our go-to are onions and mushrooms. We are not averse to having ranch on the side, and we are a big fan of putting our salad on our pizza. There are some new slice and pie places in Miami. What should we check out before we check-out of Miami? 

Enjoy your weekend. 

2 comments:

  1. Pineapple on pizza is a permissive lesser of ketchup on hotdog. The correct answer is pepperoni and mushroom. And all aggravators, reclassifications and mandatories must be interrogatories on the verdict form.

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