It's time to play Six Degrees of Jeffrey Epstein!!!
(Announcer) Jack Lang! Come on down and play six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein!
Emcee: You were France's cultural minister when your family had financial dealings with JE. Johnny, tell our contestant what he has won.
Announcer: You will be resigning from your current position as head of the Arab World Institute which you have headed since 2013. (Who knew the Arab World had an institute?). And you will be CANCELED and are currently facing at 86 a criminal investigation.
Our next contestant, Mona Juul, come on down and play six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein!
Emcee: You were Norway's ambassador to Jordan and Iraq when it was revealed that your husband had financial dealings with Jeffrey Epstein. Johnny, tell our contestant what she has won.
Announcer: You are being forced to resign and quit any participation in Norway politics. You and your husband are now being investigated for criminal wrongdoings.
Moroslav Lajcak come on down and play six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein!
Emcee: You were the national security advisor to Slovakia's prime minister when you exchanged emails with Jeffrey Epstein about young girls. Johnny, tell our contestant what he has won.
Announcer: You have been forced to resign and are being ostracized in your home country.
Peter Mandelson come on down come on down and play six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein!
Emcee: Peter you were a long-time fixture in British politics and were ending your stellar career with an appointment by current PM Keir Starmer as His Majesty's Ambassador to the United States where weekly parties and high-end dinners and socializing with the top politcos in DC was in your future. Johnny, tell our contestant what he has won.
Announcer: You have been forced to resign and end your career in shame.
And finally, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor come on down and play six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein!
Emcee: Andrew MW, your relationship with Jeffrey Epstein has cost you all your English Titles, a Lordship, several peerages, your home, all of your honorary military titles, and you are now an ostracized figure upon whom scorn is heaped by your fellow countrymen. You have been exiled to a rundown farmhouse where most of the servants that are employed as caretakers have refused to work there if you are living there.
And that is today's edition of Six Degrees of Separation with Jeffrey Epstein. Don't miss our special upcoming editions where former President Clinton and former secretary of State Hillary Clinton will be testifying before congress about their encounters with Jeffrey Epstein including the former president's trip to Africa on Air-Epstein.
So if you’re in the JE files you got Shumied
ReplyDeleteTrump is mentioned 1m times in the DOJ's partial Epstein disclosure. What's his prize?
ReplyDeleteLet’s play six degrees to MVZ!
ReplyDeleteClinton was on the plane a lot and getting rubbed by minors. He lives 19 year olds - Monica and the blue dress and u know the rest. This is all a distraction from the fact that in 9 years the national debt will be 64 trillion. On ward , sheep.
ReplyDeleteThere's no evidence of Clinton "getting rubbed by minors." Did you see it on Truth Social? Lewinsky was 22 y/o, not 19, when she was with Clinton. Not sure why you need to invent stuff about a guy who was hasn't been president for 26 years. A distraction from the fact that Trump is the most corrupt president this country has ever had?
DeleteRumpole you must refer to the files by their proper name: the Trump-Epstein Files. Kimmel has the trademark.
ReplyDeleteRumpole: I am a little stymied by the Miami arrest of an nfl player. where are all the superstar lawyers with their analysis and why are the ones addicted to the media not on tv giving their analysis. is mark eiglarsh ill?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot NY Giants owner Jonathan Tisch. Oh wait, nothing will happen to an NFL oligarch.
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