As Sy used to say, we'll rest when we're dead. Rest in peace old friend.
Buffalo Bills roll into Jag land and play the Jaguars in Jacksonville. Are these surprising Bills for real? The line is Jax -6, so we put +50 on the Bills to at least keep it close, and possibly downright win the game.
NE Patriots at the J...E...T...S. A rookie QB versus Brett Favre. Really. Why even bother? Jets are home favourities -2.5. Take the JETS +100. One thought- all last year the talk radios were inundated with the topic could the 72 Dolphins beat the 2007 Cheaters? Well now we get to see if the evil genius is a genius or a fake. The 72 Fins and Shula went undefeated with a back-up QB (Earl Morral and not Don Strock as any Fins Fan knows) going most of the way. Can the 2008 Patriots do the same thing? Nope.
Giants on the carpet at St. Louis. Over/Under is 42. We like the Giant D and the Giant way of playing football, which is run, run, run. +100 under 42.
Dolphins go to the Arizona to play the Cardinals. What did we say at the start of the season? Play the Dolphins under until you can't find a place to store the cash? The Fins game was under last week, and we will keep riding this gravy-train of offensive futility. Under 40. +50.
Green Bay rolls into Detroit. These are two teams going different ways. We told you we liked Aaron Rodgers and the Pack, and we think they keep it up and win by more than 4 against the Lions.
Pack -4 +200.
The suicide pool is set. See yesterdays post.
Sunday at 9:01 AM Rumpole changes his pick. Something about a Seahawks team with 4 starting WRS injured makes us nervous. We go on the road with the well rested Super Bowl Champs and take the Giants.
Rick Freedman with a last minute change to the Bucs, and Surf with a minute to spare, picks the Cardinals with an email at 3:59.
Miami has the Dolphins
ReplyDeletean 0-1 football team
today the play the Cardinals
their clocks are gonna get cleaned
they can't run the ball
and have no wide receivers to catch it if they throw
and if you bet on Miami
you will lose a lot of dough.
Watching Rumps picks. The guy has a crystal ball. Packers killing the Lions and the Bill just might beat the Jags.
ReplyDeleteThanks Rumpole.
Rumpole is Lurvey. I will produce the proof on Monday at 2:00 P.M. at Au Bon Pain. Be there..........
ReplyDeleteThat being said Mr. Lurvey, you misspelled Earl Morrall's last name. And I'm not even a Dolphins fan.
Football is a game where a bunch grown men run around with their IQs printed on their backs for the amusement of their intellectual inferiors.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was suppoosed to be a blog for "justice building, rumour, humor and discussion..." Lately all I see is Hurricane warning updates and football picks.
*unsubscribes*
Win Bills +50 (who said they'd win outright? we did!!!) WIn Green Bay +200;
ReplyDeleteLose Giants under -100 (but win my Giants suicide pick)
Watching the Jets and Fins. Under on fins doesn't look to good. as Cardinals are running away 14-0 in the first Q.
Rump= a minute left in the first quarter Dolphins losing 14-0. The under doesn't look good. I'm thinking of calling it Shumie time and going to hit some golf balls. Want to meet me at Coral Gables and shoot a bucket?
ReplyDeleteI'm watching the Dolphins, but I am not certain what sport they are playing. Can I swap some of these guys, like in a fantasy league?
ReplyDeleteMiami has the Dolphins
ReplyDeletethey're getting shut out again
they take the ball and sit on it
like a big fat hen
they lose at home
they lose away
they lose and make me blue
cause when you say Miami
the rest of the league laughs at you.
Rumpole! Dudes. I just checked on line. There's like hundreds of Dolphins seasons tickets up for grabs. Must have been some mistake. I'm gonna grab me 4 before they sell out. Who's with me Dudes?
ReplyDeleteWhat cracks me up about this blog is that just when you think you've seen everything, there's a "fake gene zenobi" post. Incredible.
ReplyDeleteMiami has the Dolphins
ReplyDeletea team that cannot win
The way they turn the ball over
should be considered a sin
They cannot run, the cannot pass
The even can't defend
If you are a Dolphins fan
You must be at wit's end
Feiler you are wrong!
ReplyDeleteHmm... let's see. The New England Patriots won! I guess it's time for Rump tp eat some crow.
ReplyDeleteOther than his Patriots pick, Rump is pretty good.
Tonight there is a finacial meltdown on Wall Street. Yes, tonight, a Sunday. The shit is hitting the fan. As lawyers in Miami how will this impact us?
ReplyDeleteThis blog needs to ge back to its roots and bring back posts about hot PD's and ASA's and judicial infidelity and substance abuse.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Rumpole is Mike Mierea (myers?) I don't know how to spell his last name but its him.
ReplyDeletegene zenobi 65 years old going on 25.
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