Tuesday, February 09, 2021

FACDL INFORMATION YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED

 One proposition bet we missed reporting was the total offensive yards of both teams versus the number of emails the president of the Miami Chapter of the FACDL would send out the Monday following the game. It is close as to which is the greater number. 

First up County Court Zoom Bench Trials. Before you overreact, lets us repeat- County Court...take a deep breath...a bench trial. So, those undersized Snook cases, expectorating on the sidewalk (more serious in days of covid then in days of lore), and disorderly intoxication cases can finally be tried. Save your gripping about the immediacy of witnesses and their reactions, put on a shirt and tie, and try those cases. Nobody wins a case by making a Snook wince on cross. That only happens in the movies (or on DOM's Podcast). 

Procedures for Zoom Bench Trials by HR on Scribd

 
Next  up are those all important procedures for DV motions -non emergency only (non-emergency...which is puzzling. Aren't all DV cases by definition an "emergency!"?) 

 
And finally everything you wanted to know about Juvenile Court but were afraid to ask (which includes us...a multi-decade streak of never entering said courthouse or handling said juvenile cases)
First up, something called a Detention Shelter Rotation Calendar. Sounds intimidating. Detention and shelter cannot be good. Personally we suggest avoiding such star-chambers, whatever they may be.

Updated 2021 UCC Division Detention Shelter Rotation Calendar 1.20.21 by HR on Scribd, 

 
Next up A UCC zoom Directory. Sounds useful...Of course in law school we did much better in crim procedure than contracts which is why we ended up in criminal law. Never saw the fun in walking around quoting the UCC all the time when contracts were broken when there were Snook cases to defend. Let's see what we can remember..."An offer is an manifestation of willingness to enter into a contract, so made to another...blah blah blah"

 
And finally Your UCC Judicial Directory, Can't tell the players without a scorecard is what they used to yell outside the ball park when games were played during the day and there was no designated hitter. This is your Judge Scorecard. Revel in it and enjoy. 

UCC Division Judicial Directory FINAL Rev 1.20.21 by HR on Scribd

4 comments:


  1. The Captain Reports:

    COVID-19 ADVISORY #69

    SELF-MONITORING NOTICE

    Two individuals who worked in the locations and on the dates listed below have tested positive for COVID-19.

    Persons identified as having been in close proximity to the confirmed individuals are being notified and will be asked to take all necessary precautions.

    Individual 1 - Richard E. Gerstein Justice Building, 1351 NW 12 St.:
    Courtroom 1-2 on Jan. 25-28 and Feb. 1-5
    Office behind Courtroom 1-4 on Jan. 25-28 and Feb. 1-5
    Room 8300A on Jan. 25-28 and Feb. 1-5

    Last date worked: Feb. 5, 2021


    Individual 2 - Richard E. Gerstein Justice Building, 1351 NW 12 St.:
    Courtroom 5-3 on Jan. 25-29 and Feb. 1
    Room 502 on Jan. 25-29 and Feb. 1

    Last date worked: Feb. 1, 2021



    Persons who were in these locations recently should follow self-monitoring steps for the next 14 days as outlined in the Centers for Disease Control website at:

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  2. Lawyer appears in zoom court with Cat filter... but is ready to proceed:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxlPGPupdd8&feature=youtu.be

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  3. TODAY'S COURT ZOOM OF THE DAY .....

    CAT APPEARS IN COURT:

    https://twitter.com/lawrencehurley/status/1359207169091108864?s=11

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  4. Rump we need your stonk to picks

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