POP QUIZ! We know you didn't study. Relax
Which former Judge now is requiring his or her subordinates to call them "Judge" in their new job?
1) The Current US Attorney who recently retired as a circuit judge from the family division to be the US Atty.
2) The former Judge who retired and was hired by Kathy Rundle for the Dade SAO Legal division (great hire by the way)
Or
3) The former Us Atty/Us District Court Judge/State Court Judge who now is a named partner in a civil defense firm HQ'd in Dadeland whose name rhymes with "Bot" and whose firm recently ran a candidate against Judge David Miller (who is still a Judge and whom you should still call "judge").
Also in the news: Senator Ted Cruz (R. Bizarro-Texas) strongly denied today speculation in the National Enquirer that SCOTUS nominee Brett "The Threat/You Bet" Kavanaugh was involved in any manner with Cruz's father in the Kennedy assassination.
O.J. Simpson has asked if anyone knows where Kavanaugh was when his wife was murdered.
B.P. Oil denied that Kavanaugh was seen on the oil rig in the Gulf Of Mexico shortly before the disastrous leak a few years ago.
Former NYC Mayor Rudolph The Red Nosed Giuliani denied that there was any evidence that Kavanaugh received a phone call telling him to get out of the North Tower in Manhattan minutes before the first plane hit the tower on September 11.
The State Department denied that Kavanaugh was issued a Visa and visited Kazakhstan and had dinner with Vladimir Putin weeks before the 2016 election.
Hillary Clinton strongly denied that Kavanaugh had access to her email servers while she worked at the State Department.
Lawyers for disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner, who is currently in federal prison, denied that Weiner "sexted" with Kavanaugh before Weiner was arrested.
Historians have said there is no truth to the rumor that Kavanaugh set up the oval office taping system that Nixon secretary Rosemary Woods mistakenly and famously disabled for seventeen minutes.
And finally, the FBI has denied that Judge Kavanaugh had anything to do with the disappearances of DB Cooper or Amelia Earhart.
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| DB COOPER NOT BRETT KAVANAUGH |
Brilliantly funny. No idea bout who is da judge
ReplyDeleteVery nice to ruin an honorable man's life, family, reputation, and career, and then, of course, to joke about it--be proud of yourselves--very proud !!! DMD
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ReplyDeleteTHE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
The "Judge" is Tom Scott. But, because we've known each other for a very long time, I can still call him Tom.
And speaking of Judges:
Sometime within the next few days we expect Governor Rick (AKA best friend to the Puerto Rican people, but apparently not close enough friends with the PR Governor to earn his endorsement for Senate) Scott, to name three County Court Judges to replace Judges Dawn V. Denaro, Andrea Ricker Wolfson, and Renatha S. Francis, as the result of their elevation to the Circuit Court:
The finalists include:
Milena Abreu (eliminated by virtue of her election win)
Christine Bandin
Karl St. Hope Brown
Raul A. Cuervo
Michelle A. Delancy
Marcia Giordano Hansen
Brenda Gitchev Guerrero
Ayana N. Harris
Peter S. Heller
Scott M. Janowitz
Lody Jean
Jeffrey M. Kolokoff
Griska Mena
Christopher Pracitto
Luis Perez-Medina
Manolo Reboso
Stephanie Silver
Blanca Torrents Greenwood
CAP OUT .....
Captain4Justice@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteHey, Real Fake Former La Jolla Judge (if that IS your real name) at 4:54 PM, is it true what I read in yesterday's comments about you picking the Titans to beat the Fins in week one and you are still somehow in the Survivor Pool? You must have something important you are holding over Horace.
Do you have naked photos of Rumpole in a compromising state with Brett Kavanaugh?
I'm sorry. Just whose life did I ruin?
ReplyDeleteI didn't sexually assault anyone. Or smack anyone in a bar fight...
Ok, I did do the second. But that was in college so it doesn't matter.
Wait!
Cap- Scott is person #3 but he is NOT the answer to the quiz
Real Fake Former La Jolla Judge requires everyone in California to call him “Judge”. He gets tons of respect when he is at the golf club, car wash and his beach club. Good for him.
ReplyDeleteHow’s the surf Your Honor?
Ayana Harris would be an excellent choice. I think that Mr. Norby should give her great consideration. She would make the governor proud.
ReplyDeleteThe answer to the quiz will be revealed Friday at a gourmand party at The Ren A Venue to watch the Kavanaugh confirmation vote while sampling excelent fine champagnes and magnificent hors d'ouvres. Thereafter, we shall call the Shumie to join the traditional decadent debauchery of the Columbus Day Regatta in Mark Judge's three-masted sailing yacht with special guests from District of Columbia-area exclusive private high schools.
ReplyDeletewhat kind of questions will a female judge be asked if kavanaugh doesn't make it. kind of pointless to nominate another man, unless you can find someone as bland as souter, living in the woods alone. things that me you go hmn. did you ever lead a guy on, start a bj and not finish it, marry someone you don't love, stabbed another girl in back to take her man, given someone vd, had an abortion, committed adultery etc.
ReplyDeleteThe new US Attorney wants to be referred to as judge by her subordinates. Kavanaugh is a political hack and a drunken rape boy as well. I'm pretty sure heavy drinking at parties by boys in their teens excites the loins. Usually being a party animal in your school years rates merits from me, but I don't abide ungentlemanly behavior. More to the point, other than graduating from a highly regarded law school, what did he contribute to the profession? Was he a trailblazer for civil rights? NO. Did he prosecute nazis at Nuremberg? No. Did he break barriers for his gender and insure equal treatment? NO.He helped prosecute a president for lying about a consensual blowjob. Not much of a legal resume for someone who is being considered for one of the most prestigious and important legal positions on the planet.
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DeleteBrett helped expose bills witnesses tampering by the president in a sexual harassment lawsuit by paula Jones. This should have been the beginning of the metoo movement. Unfortunately it wasn't because libs gave bill a pass and attacked all the women accusers. So you view his resume as lacking only because you clearly have given bill a pass too and didn't and don't care about his treatment of women. Now you talk about brett like you care? Please.
You should know better Rump. Kavanaugh knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and may have been in on the hit job. And there is another rumor floating around that in 1986, Kavanaugh placed a huge bet on the Mets' winning the series a full 90 seconds before Buckner fumbled that ground ball.
ReplyDeleteThe genius of the Ren (A Venue). I'm at Yankee stadium for the wildcard game. (Go A's!). I see a stand with a banner in the parking lot with THE REN! on it. I think to myself "no way but sure enough, there is super-celebrity chef Juanky-Carlos behind the grill, spatula in hand, flipping pork belly tacos, tossing Pacific yellow-tail Poke Bowls, running a deep-fryer of truffle stuffed jalapeno poppers, and doling out small-batch rum-soaked tres-leches cake. In the shadows I see a familiar profile, cigar in hand. The sign on the stand counter says "The REN (A Venue) a Miami Legend, gets back together this one special night to benefit "Kids In Need". All revenue, not just costs, donated to the charity. Eat up and enjoy!"
ReplyDeleteSo now what? A charity tour?
A Mr. S comeback in the restaurant biz? Is Juanky unhappy with his job in Texas?
Inquiring Ren Minds want to know!
1248 you got it all wrong
ReplyDeleteExposed witness tampering huh. Wonderful! Then He shouldn’t be that upset about a little looking into his forcible sexual moves. Cosby is doing time for similar acts done before this legal legend did his. Say what you want about Bill, but he conquered by using charm and guile. This wimp is from the same tribe as your grab them by the pussy hero.
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Delete"Say what you want about Bill, but..."
Translation:
Although suddenly Im willing to convict a Republican for a single serious allegation with zero corroboration, i have no problem with a recidivist sexual abuser as president, and would happily excuse him because, well, he's charming.
Started the Meetoo movement? By raping the ladies in school? Fuck him! So you believe his sworn testimony about boofing and the triangle? Please. This guy is no Gorsuch and certainly no Scalia. Right out of the basket of deplorables. You will talk yourself into believing anything about Trump and his gang of criminals. Since you also don’t believe in the right to protest and meekly accept the press being labeled the “ enemy of the people”. You must be a Castro supporter as well.
ReplyDeleteCastro? Im confused.
DeleteGordo wants to be called "judge" to make the transition easy when Trump nominates her for USDC. Won't have to change the stationery or china patterns.
ReplyDeleteLike the modern Republicans, Castro doesn’t like the press or protesters either. What I didn’t know until it was pointed out by 6:13 is that Trump and his gang of thieves are actually motivated to help and protect women. Thank you for carrying his water.
ReplyDeleteVictoria R Brennan?
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