Sunday, September 30, 2018

NFL WEEK FOUR

We enter the fourth week of the NFL season through the looking glass. 
The Browns are riding a wining streak. 
Senator Grassley (R. Mars) is riding an FBI-investigation  losing streak. 
And QB Jeff Goff in our FF league roasted and toasted the Minny secondary for five TDs and 60 FF points for team Multack. 
Speaking for Judge M, he's one of five survivors in our world-famous survivor league, which suffered a zombie-like apocalyptic wipe-out last week when the Buffalo Bills Senator Flaked (surprised) the Vikings. 

So here we go. 
Our home town Fins, they of the 3-0 record, travel to Bahstahn. and play the cheaters, they of the 1-2 record. The cheaters are -7.5 and the total is 48. Are the Dolphins for real? Now's the time for them to step up and show the league.  The cheaters are the 31st in run defense. Look for Miami to run the rock downhill all day. "Tannehill-downhill". Could be a trend. Like Senator Lindsey Graham flaming out on national TV.  Take the Fins +7.5 to Senator Graham the cheaters. And we love under 48. Loss- 😠 Was never close. 

Cowpokes at home against the Lions.  The line is 44 and we Senator Klobuchar like the under. Loss. 

Da Bears at home -3 Senator Booker the visiting Bucs New Jersey style. Take the Bruins, leave the cannoli and lay the three points. BIG WIN -never close

Gotta love a home dog like Judge Kavanaugh (DC Circuit)  and the Giants. The Giants are getting 3.5 at home over the Saints. Kavanaugh, no saint he, needs those three and a half to survive the next two weeks. Take the Gints, pass on the Judge.

Survivor: 
Memon and newbie ASA like the Chargers. 
PD2B Likes the Cowpokes (oy) and Real Fake Former La Jolla Judge likes the Pack.
At kickoff we have not received an email from Hiz Honor Multack. He has the 4 pm, 8pm and MNF to pick from. 


10 comments:

  1. Rump. Did you change the Survivor Rules. Is a losing pick permitted this year? If so I want back in.

    I know that Fake La Jolla Judge picked the Titans in week one. Didn’t the Titans lose to the Fins?

    Can you clear that up please.

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  2. Is it the "mercy rule" or just reality for our dreadful dreary Dolphins ??? DMD

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  3. REAL FAKE LA JOLLA FORMER JUDGE is a WINNER. Packers are the best team out there.

    Don’t you need to live in Miami to be eligible to win this coveted annual award?

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  4. Rumpole - can Jusge Kavanaugh potentially lose his current judgeship on the Appeals Court if the FBI or Senate determines that he lied?

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  5. Fake La Jolla Judge can do whatever he wants in the football pool. Best Fake Judge Ever.

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  6. 1:50 PM.

    Great question. Let's carefully analyze this:

    1. Clinton said, famously on January 26, 1998, while pointing that really, really long pointer finger at the American public: "'I did not have sexual relations with that woman.".

    2. Clinton lied in sworn statements about the extent of the relationship between him and Lewinsky.

    3. Clinton was impeached.

    4. During the Independent Council's investigation by Ken Starr and his staff, one of the staff attorneys was Brett Kavanuagh.

    5. Kavanaugh wrote a memo to Starr about whether and how hard and to what extent Starr should question and go after Clinton.

    6. Here are just some of the questions Kavanaugh suggested be asked of Clinton:

    If Monica Lewinsky says that you inserted a cigar into her vagina while you were in the Oval Office area, would she be lying?

    If Monica Lewinsky says that you had phone sex with her on approximately 15 occasions, would she be lying?

    If Monica Lewinsky says that on several occasions in the Oval Office area, you used your fingers to stimulate her vagina and bring her to orgasm, would she be lying?

    If Monica Lewinsky says that she gave you oral sex on nine occasions in the Oval Office area, would she be lying?

    If Monica Lewinsky says that you ejaculated into her mouth on two occasions in the Oval Office area, would she be lying?

    If Monica Lewinsky says that on several occasions you had her give her oral sex, made her stop, and then ejaculated into the sink in the bathroom office, the Oval Office, would she be lying?

    If Monica Lewinsky says that you masturbated into a trashcan in your secretary's office, would she by lying?

    7. Kavanuagh went on to write in his memo to Starr that:

    “The president has disgraced his office, the legal system and the American people by having sex with a 22-year-old intern and turning her life into a shambles — callous and disgusting behavior that has somehow gotten lost in the shuffle,” Mr. Kavanaugh wrote."

    “He has committed perjury (at least) in the Jones case,” Mr. Kavanaugh wrote, referring to the sexual harassment case brought by Paula Jones, an Arkansas state worker who said Mr. Clinton had made lewd advances toward her in a hotel room when he was governor.

    “He has lied to his aides,” Mr. Kavanaugh wrote. “He has lied to the American people. He has tried to disgrace you” — meaning Mr. Starr — “and this office with a sustained propaganda campaign that would make Nixon blush.”

    “It may not be our job to impose sanctions on him, but it is our job to make his pattern of revolting behavior clear — piece by painful piece,” Mr. Kavanaugh wrote. “Aren’t we failing to fulfill our duty to the American people if we willingly ‘conspire’ with the president in an effort to conceal the true nature of his acts?”

    8. Kavanuagh appears before the Judiciary Committee and answered questions related to items appearing on his calendar and in his yearbook:

    9. When questioned about "The Devils Triangle" by Senator Whitehouse, Kavanuagh claimed it was a drinking game, like quarters. In fact, the true meaning refers to sex between two men and one woman; (you know, like what Brett and Mark (Judge) and Dr. Ford almost had).

    10. When questioned by Senator Whitehouse about another entry "I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?” Kavanuagh went on to state that it referred to "flatulence". (“That refers to flatulence,” Kavanaugh responded. “We were 16.”). In fact, we know that it actually refers to anal sex.

    So, did Kavanuagh lie? And if so, should he not only no longer be considered for SCOTUS but should he also be removed from his current position on the Fed Circuit Court?

    Cap Out .....

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    1. Cap you are out of touch. No one cares if he lied about his yearbook. No one cares if he lied about drinking so much. Instead, most of us normal people who aren't predisposed against him also wrote stupid stuff in our yearbook about sex and drank too much, and enjoyed it. We don't like when libs want to turn this guy who has acted like a class act for the last few decades into a belligerent drunk. It's ridiculous. And to somehow use this nonsense to suggest he's a rapist is absurd. Impeach? Surely you jest. A question about the devil's triangle DEMANDS a lie. Anything less legitimizes an illegitimate question.

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    2. He lies under oath. He is disqualified notbfor that in my view but for being a hypocrite. Fuck him. Find another conservative.

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  7. Captain - as to number 9. If true, it wasn't "sex." It was attempted rape.

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  8. Hey, Rump. Any updates on the Justice Building Fantasy Football League on ESPN?
    How's your team doing?

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