Tuesday, February 28, 2006

JA HI JINKS

Submitted for your consideration, one Mr. Juan D'Arce, Jr., JA to a Judge in South Dade County Court.

Depending on who you talk to, Mr. D'Arce is doing the following:
1) Campaigning against sitting administrative Judge Steve Leifman while on county time;
2) Calling other Judges and candidates and soliciting work for himself as a publicist , while on county time;
3) No accusation yet that he has been selling perfume, while on county time.

Mr. D’Arce, JA, political wanabee, hustling while on county time????
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

People have confirmed the investigation. Depending on whom we speak to, the exact parameters of the investigation is unknown. Rumors are, even the Daily Business Review will have a small piece on the ever expanding problems of Mr. D'Arce.

Stay Tuned.

38 comments:

  1. rumor has it, that Juan D. was also stealing turd on county time which a third degree felony. if true, it would be the first turd burglar prosecution in the State's history.

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  2. sources confirm that the turd belonged to none other the Naftally Wachs. Consequently, the charge could be enhanced from a 3d. felony to a 2d. felony because of it's enormous size.

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  3. You guys are a bunch of ass-holes. The guy is not that bad. Your just pissed because you can't figure out who to fraudulantly (I don't care if I did spell it wrong) bill the time you spend writing and reading on this site to. Oh yeah, that goes for you D-Attys too.

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  4. look, call me what you will but this is a serious charge. you can't just go around plucking turd out from under people. the shit will catch up to you.

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  5. What about kind of FuckBird would engage in turd burglaring?

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  6. that i can't answer. i can only say that he had better get himself a good defense atty. and that mr. wachs has declined to represent him.

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  7. If the turd rolls with naftally, how can he represent?

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  8. DNA DOES NOT LIE. THIS CASE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE DISTURBING.

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  9. Stop with the potty mouth shit-
    What Mr. D'Arce is doing is at least JQC stuff for J. Hernandez, who is also up this year, and doesn't need the grief or bad
    publicity. If J. Hernandez was smart (?) he would can the guy
    NOW...or else we should look forward to a (rare)Latin-Latin contest...Keep on bloggin'

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  10. we are just making light of the situation. is it really a big deal? we think not.

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  11. Doesn't matter to JQC. All that
    matters is the JA is his, cause
    he shoulda known and if he didn't, he ain't too with it. Just like Leifman is responsible to the JQC
    for what his JA does...

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  12. Let the evidence speak for itself. If the turd has the code of Naftally , he must plea ASAP to the appropriate ct. That'll help him get his range down a couple cells.Wihtout the dna, Naftty has the turd beat down and broken up.

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  13. this blog has finally been degenerated by a cast of anarchist.

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  14. I usually don’t kick someone when their down, but this Juan D’Arces deserves it. This little piss-ant, who I maybe have seen once or twice came to my HOME on this past Sunday. My HOME, where my children sleep (think Mike Corleone, Godfather II), because I had not returned his phone call. I happened to be sick with the flu, and in the middle of a first degree murder trial in Broward. My wife spoke to this little creep who demanded to know what I knew of the blog because he “was under criminal investigation because of the blog.” My thoughts about this creep’s problems are: 1) I don’t care. 2) Your problems are not my problems. 3) You rate just below bill collectors on people whose phone calls I would return if I wasn’t both sick and in trial. 4) Whatever is happening to you now could not be happening to a nicer guy. I agree with the bloggers who decry anonymous posts. Which is why I have signed my name, and state that I told this to this little piss-ant personally, along with some other choice words on what would occur if he returned to my home and he was unlucky enough to have me answer the door rather than my wife.
    Phil Reizenstein

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  15. Dear Phil
    I write with great sadness because I'm starting to think that you are not Rumpole.
    In the future, please refer to Juan as turd burglar.

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  16. I cannot believe he showed up at your house. That is unprofessional and should alone get the guy canned.

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  17. Question: If you are hired to represent the potential defendant, do you subpoena the IP addresses from Blogger so that you can track down, depose and expose everyone who called your client a prick?

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  18. Phil,

    Are you crazy or just look like Frankenstein. I distincly remember seeing Juan at your house for Jackie's party. And John A. told me you went with him and the rest of your posse to one of Juan's parties at a banquet hall. I thought you guys were friends. Friends are allowed to visit friends. Are you hiding something? Are you Rumpole-Frankenstein? Or are you freaking about because this is your first murder trial?

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  19. Dude, if some guy came to my house I would kick his ass! I don't think I know that guy D'Arce but Phil aint so small.
    How did the guy get the address?
    Any one got a photo to post so we know what he looks like?

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  20. were real scared that that Blogger might get served. objection relevance, sustained.

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  21. Jason Grey, your no ass kicker. shut up. you piss ant.

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  22. I'm glad he didnt show up at Alex Michaels house - then we'd have no one to talk about

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  23. This Don Juan or may I say Donna Juana, has been threatening Judges for years with opponents. Mr D arce really thinks he is somebody. What is wrong with Judge I. Hernandez. What does Donna Juana have on him that he would keep such a turd thief on his staff. What he is doing is illegal. Where is the Miami Herald when you need them......

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  24. Leave the JA alone. Hey Juan, why don't you turn in all the Girl Scout Cookie moms or the Christmas wrap moms, or better yet, have the kids indicted for selling on public property............

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  25. Say it to my face anon o mouse

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  26. Jason,

    I see you on the second floor of the G Bldg at 11:30 a.m. on March 1 next to the elevators. And bring your homey.

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  27. ok settle down..this business of meeting after school to fight needs to stop.

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  28. "Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves."
    - Abraham Lincoln

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  29. At the risk of becoming a "Bobby Reiff" target of the hostile bloggers, I respond to the person who asked if I am crazy.

    1)I don't know this jerk D'Arces. I am most certainly not his friend. Maybe he was at a party at Jackie's house. But he has no right to bang on my door on a Sunday and demand I speak with him because I didn't return his phone call. Friends don't do that.

    2) I don't know who you are, Mr or Ms "afraid to post my name." But I would wager I have more not guilty verdicts in murder and mansalughter cases, then you have total jury trials (and no, I am not referring to the not guilty's when I was a prosecutor wise guy).

    As I said, I don't normally kick people when their down. And if D'Aces had a problem with me, and came to see me at my office, then I would not have posted anything. But the manner in which this self aggrandizing jerk showed up at my hosue demanding to see me, pissed me off quite a bit.

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  30. Three people today said you were friends with the guy. Pretty good friends at that. We need to ask Juan about this. Something is not adding up with your tale, Phil. Sorry.

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  31. Yeah - the entire case rests on whether Juanita is friends with Phil - brilliant

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  32. Phil is the author of the JAPS scandal. It's clear. He Outed the JA in order to help Juan out. Then Juan became a target of an investigation and went to see Phil and now Phil needs to seperate himself from Juan. But, Phil, why in this way? Are you seeking to distract our attention? And, Phil (Reiff-like), I would sign this blog but frankly I am scarred as to how you may react!

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  33. you mean Outed The Perfume Ja?

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  34. Anaon said:"Leave the JA alone. Hey Juan, why don't you turn in all the Girl Scout Cookie moms or the Christmas wrap moms, or better yet, have the kids indicted for selling on public property............ "

    I think he already did.

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  35. DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. DANIEL NESS, ET AL., Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).

    CASE NO.: 3D05-2339

    COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

    923 So. 2d 1178; 2006 Fla. App. LEXIS 5161

    January 24, 2006, Decided

    NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

    PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-6983, 05-7087, 05-296 AP.

    JUDGES: FLETCHER, SHEPHERD and ROTHENBERG, JJ., concur.

    OPINION: Following review of the petition for writ of certiorari and the response and reply thereto, it is ordered that said petition is hereby denied.

    Upon consideration of the motion for sanctions filed by respondent Benjamin Ness, it is ordered that said motion is granted and remanded to the trial court to fix amount.

    Upon consideration, petitioner's request for sanctions against counsel is hereby denied.

    FLETCHER, SHEPHERD and ROTHENBERG, JJ., concur.
    And

    DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. BENJAMIN NESS, Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).


    CASE NO.: 3D05-1230

    COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

    910 So. 2d 274; 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 15963


    August 30, 2005, Decided

    NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

    PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-14334. McGillis v. Ness, 903 So. 2d 198, 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 10168 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 3d Dist., 2005)


    JUDGES: LEVY, C.J., and FLETCHER and CORTINAS, JJ., concur.

    OPINION: Upon consideration of the emergency petition for writ of mandamus, it is ordered that said petition is hereby dismissed as moot. LEVY, C.J., and FLETCHER and CORTINAS, JJ., concur.

    and
    DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. BENJAMIN NESS, Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).


    CASE NO.: 3D05-1230

    COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

    903 So. 2d 198; 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 10168


    June 15, 2005, Decided

    NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

    SUBSEQUENT HISTORY: Writ dismissed by McGillis v. Ness, 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 15963 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 3d Dist., Aug. 30, 2005)


    PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-14334.

    OPINION: This Court's order dated June 14, 2005 is hereby vacated.

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  36. McGillis also falsely accused Ricky Martin of being raped by a man. Wow!

    http://www.elsalvador.com/noticias/EDICIONESANTERIORES/junio19/ESPECTACULOS/espec5.html

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  37. Incredible how time has come to prove how all these claims were false. An apology is in order.

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  38. i agree, Mr. D'arce deserves an apology. none of this was proven. if you were real men you would make a meeting with the man and apologize.

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