tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post819343343994461170..comments2024-03-28T15:14:12.781-04:00Comments on THE BLOG: JUST SAY NORumpolehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-17582423657388793532012-08-09T10:25:09.825-04:002012-08-09T10:25:09.825-04:00Fake DS said New Esq. don't be
discouraged b...Fake DS said New Esq. don't be <br />discouraged by all the cruel talk.<br />I studied hard in school and now I speak 17 languages and I speak English the bestest.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-10035396155674043002012-08-08T18:35:37.776-04:002012-08-08T18:35:37.776-04:00Fake DS said;
I is, sMartier then you'is ?Fake DS said;<br /><br />I is, sMartier then you'is ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-15256375895350135092012-08-08T18:23:49.424-04:002012-08-08T18:23:49.424-04:00Rump- you said the other day that high dose vitami...Rump- you said the other day that high dose vitamin C is the secret to not aging. More info por favor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-12682200393793053542012-08-08T17:46:53.636-04:002012-08-08T17:46:53.636-04:00wtf is wrong with judge andrew hague?wtf is wrong with judge andrew hague?Eye on Haguehttp://thedarkglobe.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/kneejerk_small.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-6703437436815873182012-08-08T16:18:52.817-04:002012-08-08T16:18:52.817-04:00so I went out with this hot chick I met at that re...so I went out with this hot chick I met at that restaurant on the beach and took her in to my 2014 porsche 999 and we went to my 107th floor penthouse and I....another fake blog character to rile up the idiotsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-29979569788224845742012-08-08T16:14:27.235-04:002012-08-08T16:14:27.235-04:00THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
SO YOU WANT TO BE A COUNTY C...THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:<br /><br />SO YOU WANT TO BE A COUNTY COURT JUDGE ....<br /><br />NO? MAYBE YOU WANT TO BE A CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE .....<br /><br />With County Court Judges Cristina Miranda and Rodney Smith getting promoted to Circuit Court, there are currently two open seats in County Court.<br /><br />So, if you have decided that you no longer want to practice law because you are making just too much damn money, then file an application with our local JNC and take your best shot.<br /><br />And, if County Court is not good enough for you, then former Chief Judge Joseph Farina has retired effective August 31, 2012 and there is now an open seat on the Circuit Court bench too.<br /><br />Your applications for the three open seats must be on the desk of the JNC by September 7, 2012.<br /><br />Cap Out ....CAPTAIN JUSTICEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12179932096244679236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-61263210323661153702012-08-08T16:08:57.092-04:002012-08-08T16:08:57.092-04:00@1:19-- Most men have a hard enought time admittin...@1:19-- Most men have a hard enought time admitting to themselves they've fallen in love with another, never mind explaining what brought it on in the first place. I was blindsided.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-78120157327602232512012-08-08T15:51:38.333-04:002012-08-08T15:51:38.333-04:00Worse than getting a trial critique from a lawyer ...Worse than getting a trial critique from a lawyer with no experience? Reading a DS post with all the crazy punctuation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-77368581730268165252012-08-08T15:37:56.523-04:002012-08-08T15:37:56.523-04:00You make it sound like banging a PDs girlfriend is...You make it sound like banging a PDs girlfriend is hard to pull off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-30243643603324189882012-08-08T15:15:50.764-04:002012-08-08T15:15:50.764-04:00Rumpole, check the IP logs to see if New Esq is a ...Rumpole, check the IP logs to see if New Esq is a reincarnation of American Minority.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-31656020912275254342012-08-08T15:13:38.726-04:002012-08-08T15:13:38.726-04:00Make voir dire a conversation with prospective jur...Make voir dire a conversation with prospective jurors, talk shit with them, get them to relax and open up, listen to them and share with them. You'll get a lot of valuable insights that will make it much easier to pick the right ones for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-11534081314764677062012-08-08T13:44:35.471-04:002012-08-08T13:44:35.471-04:00I'm home with an injury for a few weeks and th...I'm home with an injury for a few weeks and this MILF anchoring the Olympics on MSNBC is driving me crazy. She is hot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-60597786687798266382012-08-08T13:37:50.664-04:002012-08-08T13:37:50.664-04:00This is so sad. An anon poster makes up some stor...This is so sad. An anon poster makes up some story and the old-timers go crazy. Oy vey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-43918068168503340762012-08-08T13:19:37.011-04:002012-08-08T13:19:37.011-04:00Shumie topic of the day---
Why Men Fall in Love....Shumie topic of the day--- <br /><br />Why Men Fall in Love.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-40721847820348635992012-08-08T12:25:37.767-04:002012-08-08T12:25:37.767-04:00Nothing better than getting trial critique from so...Nothing better than getting trial critique from someone with no trials. Well I've been watching the gymnastics finals these past two weeks, maybe I should become an olympic judge. <br /><br />Oh wait, your trial ad professor said such and such. Now I can respect your opinion. <br /><br />Too funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-60047501379046133472012-08-08T11:53:38.932-04:002012-08-08T11:53:38.932-04:00Ouchhhhhhh Rod!!!!!!!!!! you got "Crazy Joe&...Ouchhhhhhh Rod!!!!!!!!!! you got "Crazy Joe" Carollo and fat-boy John Rivera at the PBA spreading hate all over town but the preeminent Miami African American newspaper, The Miami Times, endorsed KFR for State Attorney today-- they did not go for the spite candidate. Rod, you should not have gone to the garbage dump to pick your campaign leaders.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-14011568587603369112012-08-08T11:49:32.302-04:002012-08-08T11:49:32.302-04:00I think the new esq has it right. I see prosecutor...I think the new esq has it right. I see prosecutors make the same mistake in almost every trial. And I fond pre-trying a case worthless. It makes you a 50-50 lawyer. You win half the time. I agree the best way is to get jurors to open up and talk. How many times have you ended up with the last jurors on the panel and no know knows what they think. Truth is we have lots of lawyers trying cases that have little idea of the importance of voire dire or how to do it correctly.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-85372928711131062722012-08-08T11:43:05.603-04:002012-08-08T11:43:05.603-04:00Calling the shumie!Calling the shumie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-33506672324813050532012-08-08T11:24:30.794-04:002012-08-08T11:24:30.794-04:00New Esquire the point is YOU should be watching, n...New Esquire the point is YOU should be watching, not commenting. <br /><br />And you typify the attitude of this coddled generation. YUCK.<br /><br />An Old TimerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-29968380218228090552012-08-08T11:22:22.432-04:002012-08-08T11:22:22.432-04:00Always fun to watch these fake characters (New Esq...Always fun to watch these fake characters (New Esq) rile up otherwise intelligent people (yeah, these people are fake, they are in character, really.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-26541886118226349962012-08-08T10:56:48.406-04:002012-08-08T10:56:48.406-04:00New Esq. said...
Try a few cases and you'll l...New Esq. said...<br /><br />Try a few cases and you'll learn the value of pre-trying a case and not just asking open ended questions. Many cases are won and lost based on how well the jurors were educated about the issues that will be presented to them in trial. Indoctrination is just as much a part of good jury selection as finding out who your jurors are.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-58165688714448996712012-08-08T10:18:55.628-04:002012-08-08T10:18:55.628-04:00By the end of August, I will have nailed every PDs...By the end of August, I will have nailed every PDs girlfriend and 1/3 of the ASAs wives/significant others. Then you will know the power of my voir dire! <br /><br />For September, I will be moving onto corrections (I like strong women), with October and November to bring in the the ladies of MPD and MDPD. <br /><br />December will end the year with the hot judges of Circuit and County (I count 5 total), with a private party on my yacht New Year's Eve for any stragglers I feel should have been included.<br /><br />Fake Kenny W, you are invited to the New Year's Bash, so is this Tuttle who needs some real schooling.Fake New Esq.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-38892313558501587822012-08-08T09:32:02.661-04:002012-08-08T09:32:02.661-04:00Hey New Esq,
Are you old enough to remember the g...Hey New Esq,<br /><br />Are you old enough to remember the great line from A Few Good Men where he says knowing when to object is the difference between PAPER law and TRIAL law?<br /><br />Saying that you learned something in trial ad and now criticize people who have practiced and implemented startegies that work for them shows your immaturity and your inexperience. You are the perfect example of the reason I HATED using interns when I was at the PDO. <br /><br />Please, shut up, watch, and learn. You will learn both how you want to practice and be known AND how you don't. I have been a lawyer for 15 yaers and I am still doing just that.<br /><br />I hope Rory and the boys don't hire you and if they already have, I hope they give you a position that will offer you a little humility..... Perhaps assigning you to a judge that will kick your ass and humiliate you a little is just the ticket.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-85739769952970811422012-08-08T09:27:25.060-04:002012-08-08T09:27:25.060-04:00DS lighten up on new lawyer you did not feel it wa...DS lighten up on new lawyer you did not feel it was fair when the blog stomped on you for your mental health joke did you?<br />(It was funny but not correct). Just tell New Esq. that as a young whipper snapper he will learn that <br />there are many ways to conduct a voire dire and it would be hard to prove which way works best (except for the one which involves paying some schmuck 50,000 dollars a s a jury consultant).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-15096454093240683182012-08-08T09:06:27.920-04:002012-08-08T09:06:27.920-04:00Wow such hostility for a little criticism. I was j...Wow such hostility for a little criticism. I was just saying I saw a few lawyers get into similar trouble during voire dire for making mistakes that my trial advocacy courses told me to avoid and that the lawyers who I helped picked juries while an intern also took pains to point out for me to avoid. And I see the same mistakes here and the community goes ballistic. Wow. How about feeling that it's never too late to learn?New Esq.noreply@blogger.com