tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post4664639302603538690..comments2024-03-29T07:16:39.273-04:00Comments on THE BLOG: MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND THOUGHTSRumpolehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-80005213396061205782007-05-29T22:16:00.000-04:002007-05-29T22:16:00.000-04:00Kudos to Bill Gelin and the rest of the Broward Bl...Kudos to Bill Gelin and the rest of the Broward Bloggers. Miami attorneys who do not travel up to our neck of the woods just can't fully comprehend some of the outrages shananagans that goes on..from the Broward ASA's and the Broward Judges. <BR/><BR/>Enjoy the Miami politics. They work wonders for judicial economy. <BR/><BR/>Delivery of cannabis (first time offender) - standard ASA offer is 18 months fsp. <BR/><BR/>Violation of Probation - neither the Judges nor the ASA's EVER will reinstate, without a special condition of some jail time. I have never got a client a straight reinstatement. Doesn't happen in Broward.<BR/><BR/>Now, there is talk about a VOP Blitz. Result: I predict, a fast track of technical violationers going to fsp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-47330228151336465632007-05-29T17:41:00.000-04:002007-05-29T17:41:00.000-04:00BULLETIN FROM THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN(N...BULLETIN FROM THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN(NOW). The following comments are considered offensive and inappropriate when referring to women: stacked, babe, chiquita banana, easy, two bagger, she can suck a golfball through a gardenhose, toothpaste tits, nice tits, buns of steel, fat ass, work it girl, you go girl, the carpet doesn't match the drapes, ghetto bitch, the better or bigger the cushion the better the pushin, stuck up, cocktease, great head, won't swallow, cunt, bitch, golddigger, dike, seahag, high maintenance, taken, unavailable, married , good in the sack, trainable, blonde, bimbo, silicon valley, airhead, doggie style, takes it in the poop shute and of course kissing her is like kissing your sister. now women please list the men.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-42248719555781869132007-05-29T16:01:00.000-04:002007-05-29T16:01:00.000-04:00the reasons we pigs comment on young PD hotties ar...the reasons we pigs comment on young PD hotties are simple. <BR/><BR/>1. we are animals<BR/><BR/>2. there more hot pds than asas<BR/><BR/>3. we see the same tired old faces in the regjb, so the young hotties are a breath of fresh air<BR/><BR/>4. we are animals<BR/><BR/>any questions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-83639808044931726912007-05-29T12:08:00.000-04:002007-05-29T12:08:00.000-04:00A few things have been posted on how Judge David Y...A few things have been posted on how Judge David Young did his job from an attorney’s viewpoint. Let me chime in with how he is as a colleague.<BR/><BR/>Judge Young is always willing to help out a fellow judge. He will readily lend an ear to another judge’s tale of woe and give thoughtful counsel in return. Judge Young can always bring a smile to your eyes and lighten your footsteps.<BR/><BR/>David, you will be sorely missed. I’m looking forward to seeing you on the tube. Just, please, don’t sing.<BR/><BR/>Your friend, RobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-45146597569806716752007-05-29T11:11:00.000-04:002007-05-29T11:11:00.000-04:00To 9:49You have reason to be disturbed and concern...To 9:49<BR/><BR/>You have reason to be disturbed and concerned. It does appear that someone is obsessed with these two women.<BR/><BR/>More to the point why are they referred to as "hotties" and who cares where they eat lunch or what they drink?Fake Peter Adrienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05804095636891713157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-20859997127630996882007-05-29T09:49:00.000-04:002007-05-29T09:49:00.000-04:00Rumpole - I think it's disgusting that several peo...Rumpole - I think it's disgusting that several people have made such low-brow comments about several of the female APDs. It just goes to show the type of sexism we as female lawyers have to endure every day. I know both of the attorneys that were referred to and I think they are both capable and intelligent lawyers. However, these posters would reduce them to eye candy at best. Besides, the one who saw them out to lunch at Bal Harbor sounds a bit like a stalker!<BR/><BR/>And on another note - I have to agree that one of the most moving moments of my life was to visit the American Cemetery at Normandy. Makes one feel incredibly blessed and thankful on this Memorial Day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-33584421478329348092007-05-29T09:13:00.000-04:002007-05-29T09:13:00.000-04:00you should see Philly R shread a cop in a DWLS...s...you should see Philly R shread a cop in a DWLS...spectacular!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-80952536048962224742007-05-29T02:07:00.000-04:002007-05-29T02:07:00.000-04:00I would refer a DUI case to a DUI lawyer- not a fe...I would refer a DUI case to a DUI lawyer- not a felony lawyer. I did 20 mm dui trials and several manslaughter cases which plead- well over ten years ago and I consider myself not competent to handle a dui- i have not kept up on case law, breathalyzer, maintenance regulations etc. they are more complicated- all the different permutations-breath, blood, accident, statements, young asa almost causing mistrial etc. than almost all 3rd degree felony cases and most 2nds. having said that there is a tremendous difference between those who know the aforementioned and some idiot who collects a 2500 fee and gets someone a reckless when they could get the same resolution pleading guilty at arraignment without a lawyer- or are you going to tell me that EVERYONE does not know that a reckless was a dui-insurance companies, bosses, media-EVERYBODY.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-880040494712190712007-05-29T00:15:00.000-04:002007-05-29T00:15:00.000-04:00I need some help. I am a law student and need to ...I need some help. I am a law student and need to know if to get a job as a PD/SA or work at a firm.<BR/><BR/>Here is the Question: Do PD/SA go there because they have so much money that they can afford to work for peanuts, but get to play with people's lives? Or, is it because they do so poorly in school that those are the only jobs they can get and are stuck making peanuts?<BR/><BR/>I have a good GPA and attend a top 50 school. I am pretty with little body fat, a six pack and was Phi Beta Kappa in undergrad. Meaning, that I am blessed with looks and smarts. I do not want to waste my opportunity and make an unwise selection. Help! I would love to hear from as many of you as possible. Thanks Rumpole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-48509582767700032232007-05-28T23:30:00.000-04:002007-05-28T23:30:00.000-04:00any criminal lawyer who only handles one type of c...any criminal lawyer who only handles one type of crime in not a criminal defense atty. Therefore, if you only handle dui's u are not a criminal defense atty u are a dui atty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-5443760262222496442007-05-28T22:15:00.000-04:002007-05-28T22:15:00.000-04:00To the person who complained I did not post their ...To the person who complained I did not post their comment- read above and see that I mentioned it. If you want it up, send me a private email.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-36413255549634337222007-05-28T20:11:00.000-04:002007-05-28T20:11:00.000-04:00I'd take Philly R in a DUI or a Murder case any da...I'd take Philly R in a DUI or a Murder case any day. He wins both.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-80841150926451813842007-05-28T19:44:00.000-04:002007-05-28T19:44:00.000-04:00I would take Bobby Reiff or Richard Hersch in a mu...I would take Bobby Reiff or Richard Hersch in a murder case anyday before those PCAC hacks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-79337923093297973112007-05-28T19:31:00.000-04:002007-05-28T19:31:00.000-04:00"dui lawyers are the bottom of the barrel in the c..."dui lawyers are the bottom of the barrel in the criminal lawyer spectrum. the prosecutors have been lawyer for under a year and the facts are always the same... a great triial lawyer can try a dui but a dui lawyer can not try a murder or walk into federal court and try a case."<BR/><BR/>And pediatricians dont do heart surgery, and dentists dont do brain surgery, and brain surgeons don't diagnose cancer.<BR/><BR/>Trust me, the first thing a "big federal lawyer" or "murder lawyer" does when they know someone with a DUI is to call a DUI lawyer.<BR/><BR/>Is there something wrong with what people choose to do for a living? Are the DUI lawyers walking around the courthouse critical of other lawyers?<BR/><BR/>Can't we all just SHUT UP and practice law?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-27711472900514763332007-05-28T19:18:00.000-04:002007-05-28T19:18:00.000-04:00Calling certain lawyers hot and others not- and id...Calling certain lawyers hot and others not- and identifying the not-does not make the blog. <BR/><BR/>Also being a delusional nut means you do not get to post. The courthouse was closed today, right? Going to have to wait until tomorrow before you watse your 200+dollar filing fee jackass.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-47505770224132560442007-05-28T17:51:00.000-04:002007-05-28T17:51:00.000-04:00I may have called him an idiot, but I have to admi...I may have called him an idiot, but I have to admit "batboy" has a soul.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-28042228486021255662007-05-28T12:11:00.000-04:002007-05-28T12:11:00.000-04:00First they came for the DUI Lawyersand I did not s...First they came for the DUI Lawyers<BR/>and I did not speak out<BR/>because I was not a DUI Lawyer.<BR/>Then they came for the Ticket Lawyers<BR/>and I did not speak out<BR/>because I was not a Ticket Lawyer.<BR/>Then they came for the court appointed lawyers<BR/>and I did not speak out<BR/>because I was not a court appointed lawyer.<BR/>Then they came for me, a self-absorbed criminal defense lawyer<BR/>and there was no one left<BR/>to speak out for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-45233519460118473712007-05-28T10:54:00.000-04:002007-05-28T10:54:00.000-04:00dui lawyers are the bottom of the barrel in the cr...dui lawyers are the bottom of the barrel in the criminal lawyer spectrum. the prosecutors have been lawyer for under a year and the facts are always the same... a great triial lawyer can try a dui but a dui lawyer can not try a murder or walk into federal court and try a case.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-48650472424050976312007-05-28T10:50:00.000-04:002007-05-28T10:50:00.000-04:00DUI RATINGS UPDATEI have been informed that the en...DUI RATINGS UPDATE<BR/><BR/>I have been informed that the entire system crashed and the cause was probably a virus. We may have lost all our data, all our old records, and a specialist on the Cray told me in an email "it could be weeks before we can get you up and running to a point similar to where you were before the attack."<BR/><BR/>Sorry Guys.<BR/><BR/>However, the South Of France is great!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-12177105696701229992007-05-28T10:24:00.000-04:002007-05-28T10:24:00.000-04:00Alex Michaels and his one man Roumanian Band featu...Alex Michaels and his one man Roumanian Band featuring the Roumanian Temderloin twist rocked the Clevelander last night!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-832501086612934242007-05-28T10:15:00.000-04:002007-05-28T10:15:00.000-04:00Sorry CPS- Your comment didn't male it. I can dis...Sorry CPS- Your comment didn't male it. I can distinguis between people mocking you- which you have brought on yourself- and you trying to strike back.<BR/><BR/>If you can't stand the heat, you should learn to apologize in the kitchen.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-51387287010258826612007-05-28T10:11:00.000-04:002007-05-28T10:11:00.000-04:00Blood or Breath whatever. It ain'thard. Hire an ex...Blood or Breath whatever. It ain't<BR/>hard. Hire an expert, cross the state expert. What is so hard about<BR/>that? It is all the same. You are either a trial lawyer or you aren't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-9203866477925044022007-05-28T09:20:00.000-04:002007-05-28T09:20:00.000-04:00there are plenty of lawyers that have DUI cases an...there are plenty of lawyers that have DUI cases and do the "cop no show snoopy dance". but, there are a handful who litigate the same motions to suppress stops, statements, use of scientfic evidence, develop impeachement materials against witness, do crime scene investigations, etc..<BR/><BR/>admittedly these guys (and, regrettably no gals yet) are the distinct minority of DUI lawyers. but, they are no less capable as lawyers. just because your client isnt looking at 30 years doesnt make the lawyering any easier.<BR/><BR/>in fact, most DUI clients arent hardened criminals, for whom even a 10-day jail sentence is catastrophic. talk about pressure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-44987689841373915122007-05-28T09:16:00.000-04:002007-05-28T09:16:00.000-04:00Robert Rudolph in trouble again-The Court having i...Robert Rudolph in trouble again-The Court having issued its Order to Show Cause to respondent and respondent having failed to file a response to said Order to Show Cause, IT IS ORDERED that respondent is held in contempt of this Court--SC07-550Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1350411406532844152007-05-28T08:47:00.000-04:002007-05-28T08:47:00.000-04:00To 12:31 - you know who they are - in Newman and O...To 12:31 - you know who they are - in Newman and Ortiz. No wonder they look so good, if they spend their afternoon drinking wine at Carpaccio and shopping.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com