tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post430177741729750440..comments2024-03-28T17:24:16.483-04:00Comments on THE BLOG: PARTY LAST NIGHT?Rumpolehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-929273319577185042008-05-21T17:32:00.000-04:002008-05-21T17:32:00.000-04:00counsel, your motion is dennnnnniiiiieeeeeeeeedd.counsel, your motion is dennnnnniiiiieeeeeeeeedd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-47331269082228801662008-05-19T14:58:00.000-04:002008-05-19T14:58:00.000-04:009:10, I didn't know my 86 year old aunt was there9:10, I didn't know my 86 year old aunt was thereAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-54515555636861027862008-05-19T09:10:00.000-04:002008-05-19T09:10:00.000-04:00The FACDL event was ruined for many by the ear-spl...The FACDL event was ruined for many by the ear-splitting band making any type of real conversation impossible. An otherwise superb event was literally drowned-out by the cacaphony. Please tone it down next time. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-10001149914915725722008-05-18T21:32:00.000-04:002008-05-18T21:32:00.000-04:001:49, no worries. I say 10 to 1, Rumpole was there...1:49, no worries. I say 10 to 1, Rumpole was there.David Oscar Markushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18386723948607633980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-65707651789628268072008-05-18T17:35:00.000-04:002008-05-18T17:35:00.000-04:00Rump, this Fake Jake Thompson is gold I tell you. ...Rump, this Fake Jake Thompson is gold I tell you. Pure 100% gold. Sign him to a long term contract. Now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-71801050653333530332008-05-18T16:11:00.000-04:002008-05-18T16:11:00.000-04:00Did a Shumie today and took the whole day off. No ...Did a Shumie today and took the whole day off. No work. No billing clients. Just a few cold green lizards and watching b-ball on my new 60 inch HD TV. Just chillin and grillin the shumie way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-7229408838114210732008-05-18T15:30:00.000-04:002008-05-18T15:30:00.000-04:00TO: Daniel Sackheim, Director of Homeland Security...TO: Daniel Sackheim, Director of Homeland Security.<BR/><BR/>From Fake Jake Thompson, Esq., and Gadfly.<BR/><BR/>Dear Director Sackheim, at this date and time I am formally placing every member of the Florida Bar Board of Governors under house arrest for various violations of homeland security acts, rules, procedures, recommnedations, suggestions, and haikus. You may want to take them into formal custody. May I suggest an FBI SWAT team with orders of shoot to kill if even one of them twitches? Plus while you're at it, round up their henchman B Min and Judge Dava Tunis. Want to hear something? The Bar employees are paid by the State of Florida. They referred my disbarment trial to Judge Dava Tunis, who-you guessed it- just so happens to be paid by the very same state of Florida. Stinks to high-heck doesn't it? I have a meeting with a very influential 60 minutes intern this week. Stay tuned on Sundays at 7PM and you just might see me again on your favorite CBS station.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, round up Min and Tunis with the rest of those scoundrels and you will be doing america a great favor. I am certain Bush's Justice Department can "cook something up" against the whole crew (wink wink). I mean think Guantanamo, but the defendants speak english.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, just a short note to let you know I have these guys confined to quarters until I get my marching orders from you. <BR/><BR/>I will be waiting. This should be fun.<BR/><BR/>Fake Jake Thompson, Gadfly, ESQ., and Homeland Security Sergeant at Arms pro tempore.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-13837491054339781662008-05-18T15:10:00.000-04:002008-05-18T15:10:00.000-04:00TO: Members of the Florida Bar and especially FACD...TO: Members of the Florida Bar and especially FACDL Miami;<BR/><BR/>From Fake Jake Thompson<BR/><BR/>Gadfly@comcast.com<BR/><BR/>RE: Insurance coverages<BR/><BR/>Dear Florida Bar Members:<BR/><BR/>Well, your Bar has done it again. They have failed to comply with the rather small 156 public records requests I have filed. Nor have they turned over their insurance coverages to moi. <BR/><BR/>NOW THEREFORE, I FAKE JAKE THOMPSON DO HEREBY SWEAR BY ALL I HOLD HOLY, that I intend to sue EACH AND EVERY MEMBER OF THE FLORIDA BAR. <BR/><BR/>I HEREBY DEMAND EACH MEMBER OF THE BAR PROVIDE ME, LITTLE OL'D FAKE JAKE THOMPSON, ESQ., AND GADFLY, the following information:<BR/><BR/>1) your bank account numbers;<BR/>2) the complete listing of all real property you hold;<BR/>3) a complete listing of every book you have purchased in the last three years;<BR/>4) all insurance polices you may have.<BR/><BR/>REMEMBER, WHEN YOU GET YOUR COMPLAINT, YOU CAN THANK YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD FLORIDA BAR GOVERNORS FOR NOT COMPLYING WITH MY REASONABLE DEMANDS. <BR/><BR/>PUT ON YOUR TRIAL SUITS LADIES AND GENTS. THIS SHOULD BE A BLAST. <BR/>SEE YOU IN COURT. (and you can watch me on 60 minutes re-run, available on you-tube, which I am also suing by the way, as well as CNBC re-runs, and PBS Sesame Street re-runs- I sue the cookie monster for playing a video game and the grouch hits me over the head with a garbage can. It was great wholesome family fun.)<BR/><BR/>Sincerely, <BR/><BR/>FAKE JAKE THOMPSON<BR/>ESQ., AND GADFLY.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-43607672918825884132008-05-18T14:22:00.000-04:002008-05-18T14:22:00.000-04:00Arthur Winton was not a mediocre judge. He was qui...Arthur Winton was not a mediocre judge. He was quiet and did his job well while wearing his shortie robe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-58968388868973544852008-05-18T14:11:00.000-04:002008-05-18T14:11:00.000-04:00Meek Robinette was quite efficient in his bond hea...Meek Robinette was quite efficient in his bond hearings. Almost as fast as Gerry but more picturesque.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-76301981598587071602008-05-18T14:02:00.000-04:002008-05-18T14:02:00.000-04:00Arthur Snyder was pretty good judge with common se...Arthur Snyder was pretty good judge with common sense and a mind of his own and he'd listen to a good argument. You had to see the face of the prosecutor one day that Snyder was sitting as a retired judge and he granted my motion for ROR on a client who picked up a new case while on probation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-54730748064216915932008-05-18T13:49:00.000-04:002008-05-18T13:49:00.000-04:00Great event ; problem was misspelled name tag of f...Great event ; problem was misspelled name tag of former FACDL President David O. Markus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-74616523400890103632008-05-18T13:24:00.000-04:002008-05-18T13:24:00.000-04:00Best Quip of the night:"Judge Dava Tunis, step out...Best Quip of the night:<BR/><BR/>"Judge Dava Tunis, step out into the hallway; there's a process server here on behalf of Jack Thompson, to serve you with a new law suit."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-13976052859746458702008-05-18T10:12:00.000-04:002008-05-18T10:12:00.000-04:00Who won the Judicial Awards?The Judge Arthur Winto...Who won the Judicial Awards?<BR/><BR/>The Judge Arthur Winton award for Judicial Mediocrity?<BR/><BR/>The Judge Arthur Snyder award for Judicial crankiness?<BR/><BR/>The Judge Ben Willard Award for Judicial Obscurity?<BR/><BR/>The Judge Meek Robinette award for Efficient Bond Hearings?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-65503603475762977952008-05-18T09:32:00.000-04:002008-05-18T09:32:00.000-04:00To FACDLThe affair last night at the JW was absolu...To FACDL<BR/><BR/>The affair last night at the JW was absolutely fantastic. Kudos to President Rick Freedman and his group in putting together a truly memorable evening honoring Ben, the Padilla defense team and Judge Leifman.<BR/><BR/>Rump, I don't know if you were there, but we all saw your note in the program. And because I wear a robe and carry a gavel, I can say this to you; see you in court!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-8235869859962047282008-05-18T07:29:00.000-04:002008-05-18T07:29:00.000-04:00You gotta see what Jerk Thompson is posting over a...You gotta see what Jerk Thompson is posting over at JAABlog. The downward spiral continues.<BR/><BR/>I wonder if he thinks the FACDL awards last night were a veiled message to him, as awarded were Ben Kuehne, lawyers who represented alleged terrorists, and a judge who helps the mentally ill.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com