tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post3263245195944314788..comments2024-03-28T17:24:16.483-04:00Comments on THE BLOG: DIARY OF A MAD JURIST IIRumpolehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-3385250140518801772007-02-26T17:59:00.000-05:002007-02-26T17:59:00.000-05:00Let me tell you something about the post of Philip...Let me tell you something about the post of Philip Reizenstein winning an Oscar. Funniest thing I have seen on here! I am rolling on the floor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-82306104769938832002007-02-26T17:37:00.000-05:002007-02-26T17:37:00.000-05:00That's a Babelfish Spanish translation of somethin...That's a Babelfish Spanish translation of something that was originally written in English. That's why it makes no sense whatsoever in Spanish. It's a word for word translation and it sounds like it says something like:<BR/><BR/>"¡Ululatión! I can't believe that the prick Pitt would give up Jennifer Anniston. I mean, really, they get her to be a bitch to get away from her"<BR/><BR/>Whatever...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-51745658781907918752007-02-26T17:23:00.000-05:002007-02-26T17:23:00.000-05:00what county judge did lesperance file against? any...what county judge did lesperance file against? anyone know? anyone know when Gina's filing again? What would life be without Gina, Josie and Migda for two more years?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-46592048849961473882007-02-26T16:34:00.000-05:002007-02-26T16:34:00.000-05:00I don't mind a Spanish post. I am offended by pos...I don't mind a Spanish post. I am offended by posts about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.<BR/><BR/>But what intrigues me about the Spanish post is that the last period is a hyperlink. I'm thinking comment-spam, intended to drive up someone's google pagerank.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-76731439318749974582007-02-26T16:30:00.000-05:002007-02-26T16:30:00.000-05:00eh por fay-vor en englich para d res of os....sank...eh por fay-vor en englich para d res of os....<BR/>sank chuAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-28519146453905601832007-02-26T14:19:00.000-05:002007-02-26T14:19:00.000-05:00English only please, for those of you who are gift...English only please, for those of you who are gifted and brilliant enough to speak two languages fluently....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-84363668157760830622007-02-26T10:41:00.000-05:002007-02-26T10:41:00.000-05:00this is funny poster:http://djayrage.podomatic.com...this is funny poster:<BR/><BR/>http://djayrage.podomatic.com/2006-06-28T03_59_23-07_00.bmp<BR/><BR/>RUMPOLE IF YOU CAN POST THE PIC ON THE BLOGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-84928438218872974092007-02-26T08:27:00.000-05:002007-02-26T08:27:00.000-05:00To coin an old phrase: by whom would you rather b...To coin an old phrase: by whom would you rather be governed. The ass kissers in the front row in law school (or grade school for that matter) who got the best grades or the screw offs in the back row who shot spit balls and played poker? Not even a close call.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-2635060089879426272007-02-25T23:33:00.000-05:002007-02-25T23:33:00.000-05:00This Former Judge has some talent! what do you sa...This Former Judge has some talent! what do you say Judge Blake? Give the kid a chance? You and the 11th Circuit Blog Nominating Commission should get together and make an announcement.<BR/><BR/>is it Rosemary Jones? Feiler? Postman? Colby? Rodriguez-Gomez-Fernandez (no, she is still on the bench in South Dade)?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-71236376946837841312007-02-25T23:20:00.000-05:002007-02-25T23:20:00.000-05:00former judge says:p.s. can i be a guest feature ...former judge says:<BR/><BR/>p.s. can i be a guest feature article writer on the blog when rumpole is in trial or out of town? if no, how about editor of the scholarly and much revered "justice building law review?"<BR/><BR/>rumpole, call my agent and let's work something out. i have got lots of "schtick" (spanish for funny stuff) and i used to be the opening act for jackie mason at the concord hotel in the catskills...ah, but that is before your time young rumpole!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-21940736418986979102007-02-25T23:13:00.000-05:002007-02-25T23:13:00.000-05:00(PHILIP REIZENSTEIN RISES AND WALKS TO THE PODIUM ...(PHILIP REIZENSTEIN RISES AND WALKS TO THE PODIUM SHAKING HANDS WITH CLINT EASTWOOD AND RAISES HIS FIST TO JACK NICHOLSON...AND THE AUDIENCE IS SCREAMING AND ON THEIR FEET)...<BR/><BR/>"i would like to first thank my distinguished mentor judge larry seidlin. i clerked for him for 2 years after my law school graduation from miami-dade junior college. until i passed the bar after 4 tries, judge seidlin believed in me and my fine memo writing abilities. i was proud of my close relationship with judge seidlin. he taught me, inter alia, how to be a legal thinker and a great storyteller. i believe that if my fellow academy members would speak to the dade county judiciary they would express their gratitude to my mentor, judge larry. this oscar i dedicate to you, my new york taxi driving legal scholar hero. (music begins to play and audience claps - phil reizenstein walks off the stage holding hands with candace bergen)....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-12636829214112142242007-02-25T22:55:00.000-05:002007-02-25T22:55:00.000-05:00BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY GOES TO:PHIL REIZENSTEIN ...BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY GOES TO:<BR/><BR/>PHIL REIZENSTEIN FOR THE FILM <BR/> "BLOGENSTEIN"<BR/><BR/>(AUDIENCE CHEERS...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-62864869842016852062007-02-25T21:12:00.000-05:002007-02-25T21:12:00.000-05:00I think Peter O'Toole is trying to pull A Weekend ...I think Peter O'Toole is trying to pull A Weekend at Bernies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-34027473113677229832007-02-25T20:51:00.000-05:002007-02-25T20:51:00.000-05:00Ward is hotWard is hotAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-18770202898022782002007-02-25T19:27:00.000-05:002007-02-25T19:27:00.000-05:00I LOVE Judge Ward!I LOVE Judge Ward!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-64725760239513616562007-02-25T18:48:00.000-05:002007-02-25T18:48:00.000-05:00judge ward.judge ward.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-31785439551491955312007-02-25T14:42:00.000-05:002007-02-25T14:42:00.000-05:00used to love? i still love those hot young pds.used to love? i still love those hot young pds.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-90321094364364066552007-02-25T12:19:00.000-05:002007-02-25T12:19:00.000-05:00I used to love those young pd's right out of law s...I used to love those young pd's right out of law school....<BR/><BR/>p.s. I am not Judge Ted Mastos!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-65165043883618789142007-02-25T09:39:00.000-05:002007-02-25T09:39:00.000-05:00I saw Rumpole today! It is confirmed, it was on T...I saw Rumpole today! It is confirmed, it was on TV, and Rumpole responded by name. He is....<BR/>...<BR/>...<BR/><BR/>A donkey on the Animal planet that did not like to follow the lead!<BR/><BR/>Case closed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-79491411257974085392007-02-25T09:04:00.000-05:002007-02-25T09:04:00.000-05:00One of the many reasons I wanted top become a Judg...One of the many reasons I wanted top become a Judge was that I became very tired of filing those b/s motions becasue every def lawyer thinks you HAVE to file a motion to suppress.<BR/><BR/>Regarding Judges who offer to help with jury trials, don't have such a huge ego and just accept the help...big deal. That helps me get rid of at least half a dozen serious cases a year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com