tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post2258342477475397698..comments2024-03-28T11:43:29.579-04:00Comments on THE BLOG: RUMPOLE ABOUT TOWNRumpolehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-49809883763327325792013-10-15T16:45:46.833-04:002013-10-15T16:45:46.833-04:00How did 1:41:00 PM get from my last bond hearing t...How did 1:41:00 PM get from my last bond hearing to Miama so fast? He forgot the part where the judge said, "is a release the defendant's own recognizance good for you Kid?" That was right after he told the state punishment comes after the trial, not before. Kissimmee Kidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-78212932059073905232013-10-14T13:41:33.208-04:002013-10-14T13:41:33.208-04:00The scene: A courtroom in north central Florida. ...The scene: A courtroom in north central Florida. Judge: "counsel why are you late?"<br />Kissimmee kid: "sorry your honor some armadillos dug under the fence and the cows got out"<br />Judge: well be more careful next time , car hits a cow ain't good for anyone"<br />Kissimmee kid: "yes your honor I agree"<br />Judge: as punishment bring cheese grits and boiled peanuts to chambers tomorrow ". Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-90236103464441428632013-10-14T09:51:12.928-04:002013-10-14T09:51:12.928-04:00Cows! Yep gonna feed them cows then head on over t...Cows! Yep gonna feed them cows then head on over to bond hearings.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-13965828159724637692013-10-13T22:25:23.518-04:002013-10-13T22:25:23.518-04:00Kiss me !Kiss me !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-30856203764184627922013-10-13T21:41:55.687-04:002013-10-13T21:41:55.687-04:00Why did the chicken move to Kissimmee? Why did the chicken move to Kissimmee? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-72496910678193867262013-10-13T19:25:00.196-04:002013-10-13T19:25:00.196-04:00No, really! Cows are such good company, and boiled...No, really! Cows are such good company, and boiled peanuts are soooo delicious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-63047791982658335632013-10-13T19:04:07.737-04:002013-10-13T19:04:07.737-04:00Very hostile environment here....Very hostile environment here....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-86382853703042329282013-10-13T17:06:31.070-04:002013-10-13T17:06:31.070-04:00say it again - please!
"kissimme!"
I...say it again - please! <br /><br />"kissimme!"<br /><br />IM DYING!<br /><br />thats good stuffAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-15841990249969374812013-10-13T15:45:15.621-04:002013-10-13T15:45:15.621-04:00Kissimmee ...
Hahahahaha.
That's f ing hil...Kissimmee ... <br /><br />Hahahahaha.<br /><br /><br />That's f ing hilarious .<br /><br /><br />Translation. I settled . Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-4186776469444164842013-10-13T13:29:31.547-04:002013-10-13T13:29:31.547-04:00Kissimmee kid, can you use an associate with 25 ye...Kissimmee kid, can you use an associate with 25 years of experience? I like cows and boiled peanuts. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-59339048065522340622013-10-13T11:21:34.590-04:002013-10-13T11:21:34.590-04:00New ASA probably got his butt kicked by a local la...New ASA probably got his butt kicked by a local lawyer wearing a $200 suit and dusty shoes in a trial presided by a judge wearing a guayabera and sandals who chewed New ASA after the acquittal with a verbal admonishment full of legal scholarship that New ASA could not understand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-74937442987051973002013-10-13T10:17:09.255-04:002013-10-13T10:17:09.255-04:00New ASA is right. Judges and lawyers do not read ...New ASA is right. Judges and lawyers do not read the FLW. Half of the ASA's went to St. Thomas or FIU; Far too many of the judges went to St. Thomas; Most of these parties do not know how to cite a case, write a well crafted motion or a well reasoned order. Judges rule based on what they learned in their bar prep class.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-53020974810567203952013-10-13T08:58:10.386-04:002013-10-13T08:58:10.386-04:00My seven lawyer firm is the best group of men and ... My seven lawyer firm is the best group of men and women I've ever known; true friends all of them. My divorce practice is meaningful. I help people in difficult times. Two hundred an hour goes a long way here in rural Florida. My 1961 split level ranch, is on a real ranch. I made as much on my cattle as I did from the firm ($200 x 2000 ÷ 2 = nice). Over the years I picked up some rental property which adds cash; and a condo in Melbourne Beach.<br /> I drive to work on empty roads, park at the office and walk to the courthouse. The kids went to good schools and now are in great colleges. The wife is heavy into league tennis and is thin, tan, and still hot. The firm has ‘Gator tickets and a box at the Magic games. Orlando International is 45 minutes away and weekends in New York beckon (a real city, not like that craphole to the south). My partner, Amy, has a bad hip, so we moved the annual firm retreat from Jackson Hole in the winter to Riomaggiore in August.<br /> The Judges are thoughtful and polite; a fellow lawyer’s word is his bond - as long as he isn't from south of Vero. We strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. I enjoy the local chamber of commerce meetings; good friends, good times and some laughs. I spent June shopping for art in Basel: they have a second-string show south of Lauderdale we might go to but really, who goes there? Buh bye.Kissimmee Kidhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vassar_Clementsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-16822636909441954312013-10-12T23:47:12.863-04:002013-10-12T23:47:12.863-04:00henry silva and vittorio gassman
bernie casey
ri...henry silva and vittorio gassman<br /><br />bernie casey<br /><br />richard libertini played the dictator in "the in-laws" gAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-86178354642139127712013-10-12T21:31:35.241-04:002013-10-12T21:31:35.241-04:00Not close to home . You just have a small flaccid...Not close to home . You just have a small flaccid member.<br /><br />I practice all over the country . We have the best trial judges , defense attorneys who try cases , and prosecutors . Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-20437047658936620232013-10-12T21:17:28.712-04:002013-10-12T21:17:28.712-04:00Your name is Smith former JAG. My suits are all cu...Your name is Smith former JAG. My suits are all custom made as are my shoes. Judges here run for election and are elected mostly based on the ethnicity of their name or their photo. The best and the brightest here make way too much money to want to be a judge. The clubs are great, the women are hotter than anywhere else the weather is Devine . When you get out of baby court you will find that you are up against the best defense trial bar in the country. The juries are not exactly state oriented, half the cops are former gang members, the other half under investigation. You will be lucky indeed if you have a 50% conviction rate. We like it here just fine the way it is , if you don't there are lots of civil firms looking for guys like you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-9479594666912109282013-10-12T20:53:57.391-04:002013-10-12T20:53:57.391-04:00Rumpole,
I am sitting here watching football w/ a ...Rumpole,<br />I am sitting here watching football w/ a beer in my hand , wearing my Hawaiian shirt, crying cause the blog's Mr. Blackwell aka New ASA doesn't like my Macy's suits and outrageous Ties. . . DSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-61150090510720843872013-10-12T19:55:00.080-04:002013-10-12T19:55:00.080-04:00Good luck finding out. I'm not as stupid as yo...Good luck finding out. I'm not as stupid as you think I am. <br /><br />As to why I am here: it is a personal matter relating to a family matter. Being here is not my first choice for a career but I will make the best of it. <br /><br />New ASA. <br /><br />Really, the hostility should make you all think that my comments are hitting home a bit too close for comfort. I have yet to see anyone refute my observations by, say, pointing to a scholarly article that some criminal court judge has written. I did a little research and the last one I found was written by a judge who is now deceased. And you know I am right about the way you all dress. It's disgraceful. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-243848966510396772013-10-12T19:47:42.156-04:002013-10-12T19:47:42.156-04:00I will be honest and tell you I could not answer a...I will be honest and tell you I could not answer any of those questions without google.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-91472009836025972832013-10-12T19:23:48.191-04:002013-10-12T19:23:48.191-04:00New ASA
As a Native , All my life I have heard ...New ASA <br />As a Native , All my life I have heard how much better it is up North. If that is so.. <br />WHY are YOU here?<br />Please Go back homeDSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-43144936140413349492013-10-12T17:51:39.102-04:002013-10-12T17:51:39.102-04:00Uh , dipshit ? If you're real and not another...Uh , dipshit ? If you're real and not another angry gurl, it's going to take 1 day to find out who the new out of state Asa with military background is and out you .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-17163183021600977622013-10-12T17:39:32.189-04:002013-10-12T17:39:32.189-04:00I am not surprised at the hostility. I a surprised...I am not surprised at the hostility. I a surprised not one person has admitted I have even one right criticism. So let me continue: despite my prior military training- where I come from, lawyers are taught that they are professionals. And as professionals they are expected to dress as professionals. They shine their shoes every day. Next time you walk the halls look down. It's shameful. And all it takes is pride in appearance and ten minutes the night before with a rag and a little shoe polish. The other day I saw a judge in a guyabara and sandals sentence a man to prison. No tie! And sandals! <br /><br />In my home state at least a quarter of the judiciary comes from an Ivy league school. Many others went to the Unv of Chicago, or Stanford, or NYU or other top law schools. Why? Because being a judge is considered an important job the those who nominate judges seek only the best and the brightest. The judges often write in scholarly reviews, and I see in their chambers that they are reading law review articles. I walked in a chambers in the justice building and saw a judge playing solitaire on her computer. It was sad. <br /><br />And the quality of defense? 95% of the crim def bar are plea machines. Their fees are ridiculously low They can't go to trial and even if most of my office is ignorant of the economics of that fact, I am not. For the moment that's not a problem. But one day I will see a defendant who will need a good defense and will have a lawyer who will only want to plea. What then? <br />I write merely to tell you that this town and this legal community, from what I have seen, is well well below par-from the judiciary on down. Take of it what you will. <br /><br />New ASA<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-48165106131708306762013-10-12T16:47:36.446-04:002013-10-12T16:47:36.446-04:00Who is bobby reef?Who is bobby reef?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-22308870294696824232013-10-12T16:46:20.259-04:002013-10-12T16:46:20.259-04:00sharkeys machine was a great great flick.
rump si...sharkeys machine was a great great flick.<br /><br />rump since i know you fancy yourself a pop culture mavin, a few questions<br /><br />1. what actors played the two bad guy?<br /><br />2. what was the actor who played the black detective who worked with sharkey?<br /><br />3. in what movie did sharkeys friend NOsh play a dictator?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-70149144317616834332013-10-12T11:47:30.982-04:002013-10-12T11:47:30.982-04:00New ASA, Old ASA here. If you're new, you'...New ASA, Old ASA here. If you're new, you're in County Court. There is no scholarship there. If you had any academic chops of your own, you'd know this. When you get to Circuit Criminal, read the Orders drafted by Judges Hirsch, De La O, and Rebull. There's plenty of scholarship in the building, if you know where to look. Until you look up the "academic credentials" of the judges in REG, stop talking. You're ignorant. Many of them were at the top of their class, Law Review, etc.<br /><br />Rinse and repeat for the defense lawyers. What do you expect in County Court? But, again, if you want to see true scholarship, check out Bobby Reiff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com