tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post1471166912818622469..comments2024-03-28T08:23:11.444-04:00Comments on THE BLOG: ONANISMRumpolehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-2608099846861911162007-07-30T01:32:00.000-04:002007-07-30T01:32:00.000-04:00Rumpole, you want to prove something? Please inves...Rumpole, you want to prove something? Please investigate the hardships the Bailiffs have endured on their quest to become part of a Union. They have been stopped at every turn.<BR/><BR/>Let me know if you want to know about JA abuse. I have a list. I will see you in Chambers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-63194149668011675142007-07-27T12:04:00.000-04:002007-07-27T12:04:00.000-04:00Look- 1) the only one being roughed up is me by so...Look- 1) the only one being roughed up is me by some very obnoxious female baliffs.<BR/><BR/>2) I am not in support of daily golfing outttings. And it is true it is probably rare for a judge and female JA to go golfing. But they can take long lunches, and do whatever else employees and employers do for a bit of time off.<BR/><BR/>The point is, if a Judge and bailiff and JA skip out to a 3pm movie, or some golf, or to a Marlins game, or to a late long lunch during the summer, no big deal. <BR/><BR/>If JA's are getting the short end of the stick here- and most judges we know treat their JA's very well- but if a JA is being abused, I want to know about it and you can bet I would post about it if I could prove it.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-37806302465482616012007-07-27T12:00:00.000-04:002007-07-27T12:00:00.000-04:00I have to get back to work now. The Judge needs me...I have to get back to work now. The Judge needs me before lunch so he can go play golf. I wonder if there will be lighting today?<BR/><BR/>Hint on who I am: I have your orders sitting in the back office unsigned for months. Who is my Judge?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-83666862226073711682007-07-27T11:58:00.000-04:002007-07-27T11:58:00.000-04:00Rumpole, I do not know of any JA who is female who...Rumpole, I do not know of any JA who is female who plays golf. I mean, can you imagine? The outrage! Stop acting stupid. You know a male judge would never take his female JA golfing as you would never stop writing about it on this blog. Ladies are being abused and you condone it and Farina ignores it. Troubling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-50071402638962790212007-07-27T11:36:00.000-04:002007-07-27T11:36:00.000-04:003:38- who is sexist here? You assume the bailiff i...3:38- who is sexist here? You assume the bailiff is a male and the JA is a female, when in many cases the reverse is true.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-88135091736909445542007-07-27T10:43:00.000-04:002007-07-27T10:43:00.000-04:00To 3:38 - You could not be more wrong. Judges are...To 3:38 - <BR/><BR/>You could not be more wrong. Judges are independently elected judicial officers who really answer to no one but the voters. The rememdy for their mis or mal feasance in office is impeachment by the Florida Senate or discipline by the Supreme Court on a JQC conviction. The Chief Judge's power over the judges in their circuit is really only limited to assignments (divisions or courthouses).<BR/><BR/>There is no defined work day. The truth is a judge can work one hour a day. If that is not acceptable then the voters may speak at the appropriate time.<BR/><BR/>That does not mean that laziness and dereliction of duty should be tolerated. But in the strict legal sense they can thumb their nose at you until their term is up.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and by the way, you really need to get some sleep.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-16146060733410378592007-07-27T08:24:00.000-04:002007-07-27T08:24:00.000-04:00Why would the defense attorney ever ask if the mem...Why would the defense attorney ever ask if the members of the panel ever masturbated? I'd want a jury pool full of wankers and then some. Let the prosecutor piss off the panel by asking. Who taught her to pick a jury?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-90773055201055578922007-07-27T03:38:00.000-04:002007-07-27T03:38:00.000-04:00Rumpole, actually Bailiffs are to only get Comp ti...Rumpole, actually Bailiffs are to only get Comp time for time they work overtime. They do not have the right to leave early everyday as they are paid to work 40 hours. (The Miami-Dade County checks they receive state Hours Worked: 40)With that said, you must understand that this is called theft. A Judge is supposed to put in 40 hours as well. <BR/><BR/>I think it is sexist for you to say the Bailiff can leave. What about the JA? I mean, do the ladies who run the show not deserve a little help from their Bailiffs? Here is a term for you, "Pink Collars."<BR/><BR/>Judges should work a minimum of 40 Hours and Bailiffs should work the same 40 hours. If you disagree, you are insulting the ladies and agree with time theft.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-70821102615233730652007-07-26T19:46:00.000-04:002007-07-26T19:46:00.000-04:00there is NOTHING that works in the regjb that come...there is NOTHING that works in the regjb that comes close to the hotness of the spectatorsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-20168687427302078112007-07-26T12:49:00.000-04:002007-07-26T12:49:00.000-04:00Bloom pd's lose that contest, badly.Bloom pd's lose that contest, badly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-26150482151288368562007-07-26T11:32:00.000-04:002007-07-26T11:32:00.000-04:00THIS JUST INThe hottie SAO interns before Judge Ar...THIS JUST IN<BR/><BR/>The hottie SAO interns before Judge Arzola challenge the Bloom PDs to a bikini contest. <BR/><BR/>JIMBO BEST to Judge, as he is not in trial.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-31545833491437276352007-07-26T11:20:00.000-04:002007-07-26T11:20:00.000-04:00The prosecution is a joke, but the judge sentencin...The prosecution is a joke, but the judge sentencing 60 days? What an idiot. If the SAO wants to present such a stupid case shame on them, but anything other than CTS is the crime!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-91451667552211151382007-07-26T10:56:00.000-04:002007-07-26T10:56:00.000-04:00Can't believe his female PD couldn't get him off. ...Can't believe his female PD couldn't get him off. Looks like more hard time in the penal system.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-18771275444203371642007-07-26T10:20:00.000-04:002007-07-26T10:20:00.000-04:00The pd's in Bloom are starting to get a bit overra...The pd's in Bloom are starting to get a bit overrated. You guys need to get out more. This is Miami!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-70931333198587172522007-07-26T09:09:00.000-04:002007-07-26T09:09:00.000-04:00too bad they didn't let the jerk off...too bad they didn't let the jerk off...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-6885783991197836632007-07-26T09:00:00.000-04:002007-07-26T09:00:00.000-04:00I wouldn't be surprised if the poor sap was convic...I wouldn't be surprised if the poor sap was convicted because his lawyer embarrassed the jury. Besides being plain stupid, it was unnecessary. Needless to say, you should NEVER unnecessarily embarrass jurors who are going to decide your client's fate. <BR/><BR/>Here's a better way to handle it: "I was going to ask you if you have masturbated, but then I remembered an old joke that 9 out of 10 people have masturbated, and the tenth is a liar. I know you'd rather not answer, and I'd prefer not making anyone lie, so I'll move on." Point made: everyone has masturbated. Odds are the two women who denied it are lying. And, even if they aren't, they know everyone else does masturbate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-16063364307420731352007-07-26T08:30:00.000-04:002007-07-26T08:30:00.000-04:00Yeah, that's all we need in Dade. No more court ap...Yeah, that's all we need in Dade. No more court appoitnments, and now you can double the number of criminal cases by arresting every inmate in DCJ for a new crime of masturbation during his incarceration. <BR/><BR/>Hey- has any female inmate ever been arrested for this?<BR/><BR/>Anyway, the coin operated porno tapes sounds like a good idea. Soda, chips, and a Jenna Jameson video. Sounds like the Saturday night of many of our single colleagues.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-3758004972894845952007-07-26T06:17:00.000-04:002007-07-26T06:17:00.000-04:00I recall Marc Daks sued to compel the Feds to perm...I recall Marc Daks sued to compel the Feds to permit the Jewish inmates a Passover Sader. Masturbatory relief is a fundamental human right. The Broward sheriff office used be sued to compel "private rooms" for the inmates. (If they installed coin operated video it could be a profit centre).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-76549291704026693172007-07-25T23:00:00.000-04:002007-07-25T23:00:00.000-04:00forget the pd in Bloom........Bloom is hot, hot, h...forget the pd in Bloom........Bloom is hot, hot, hot!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-84919989502372572462007-07-25T22:53:00.000-04:002007-07-25T22:53:00.000-04:00"The judge sentenced Alexander, of Lauderdale Lake..."The judge sentenced Alexander, of Lauderdale Lakes, to 60 days in jail, on top of the 10-year sentence he is currently serving for armed robbery."<BR/><BR/>Doesn't sound like a big deal... but does he have to register as a sex offender when he gets out based on a misdemeanor conviction of indecent exposure? It's not like his life wasn't over already, but if he has to register it's just adding insult to injury.<BR/><BR/>Don't worry Rumpole, it looks like KFR may follow Broward's lead: <BR/><BR/>"Janelle Hall, a spokeswoman for Miami-Dade Corrections, said that while no charges have been brought against inmates, the department is working with State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle's office to discuss prosecution of such ''egregious'' cases in the jail."<BR/><BR/>Sounds like a job for the trialmaster :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-26493901095406731422007-07-25T22:41:00.000-04:002007-07-25T22:41:00.000-04:00I once had a job working with some australians. th...I once had a job working with some australians. they had a song about wanking(jerking off). a line in it said if you deny doing it you are a liar and if you admit it you are a fool. no prospective juror should have to answer such a question especially in front of others. what's next? what hand do you wipe your ass with, ever picked your nose. if god didn't want us to do it he would have made our arms shorter. and from the man's perspective it is either do it yourself or have wet dreams and wake up with hardons. pass the body lotion. Oh. oh ! oh!! oh!!! yes!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-73190178157576104852007-07-25T21:57:00.000-04:002007-07-25T21:57:00.000-04:00the prosecutor should stand up in opening and say ...the prosecutor should stand up in opening and say "ladies and gentelman this is a case about a penis in a hand in a jail"<BR/><BR/>what a joke. i am a career prosecutor and i genuinely embarrased by what i hear about the broward sao.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-81910790832441152452007-07-25T21:45:00.000-04:002007-07-25T21:45:00.000-04:00If the Broward Sheriff's Office is going to start ...If the Broward Sheriff's Office is going to start arresting people for jerking off then they may as well start with their own donut munching deputies. Most of them are a bunch of j/o's. <BR/><BR/>Just remember a bird(bone) in the hand is better than two in the nest!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-59993868613216399622007-07-25T21:27:00.000-04:002007-07-25T21:27:00.000-04:00Before I knock off for the night, can someone plea...Before I knock off for the night, can someone please explain this to me: The Fins draft Ted Ginn Jr about ten slots higher than anyone expected. They take an enourmous risk on an injured player. It was clear Cam Cameron had an intimate knowledge and relationship with Ginn and his family. WHY IS THIS GUY NOT SIGNED AND IN CAMP?<BR/><BR/>Ginn owes the Dolphins for taking a chance on him. He cannot afford to miss camp, especially a first year head coach's camp with a new QB, a new offensive system, and a suposed new attitude around the Dolphins.<BR/><BR/>Prediction- things remain the same for the 8-8 going nowhere fast fins.<BR/><BR/>This really stinks.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-89042411327354515542007-07-25T21:19:00.000-04:002007-07-25T21:19:00.000-04:004:39: BonaseraWhat have I ever done to make you tr...4:39: Bonasera<BR/><BR/>What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you. <BR/><BR/>Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding dayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com