tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post116640249425148517..comments2024-03-28T15:56:24.104-04:00Comments on THE BLOG: PLEAS- STOP IT.Rumpolehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1167246322292095112006-12-27T14:05:00.000-05:002006-12-27T14:05:00.000-05:00hi mommy!hi mommy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166736040424635222006-12-21T16:20:00.000-05:002006-12-21T16:20:00.000-05:00To the creative poster named anonymous:Broward wil...To the creative poster named anonymous:<BR/><BR/>Broward will put your bells in a meatgrinder. We gonna cut off a your arms and shove them up your icehole!<BR/><BR/>Ok, at least you have seen my work in Johnny Dangerously. The fargon truth is we are all not iceholes. Just, most of us. Sure, in Dade you take one wrong turn getting to court and you wind up in Bonfire fo the Vanities part Deux, but at least at you'll only get pinched for a misd. charge as opposed to a turd degree coke beef. <BR/><BR/>Back on point, the DNA forms are a pain in the icehole and an utter waste of time. Of course I'm checking for DNA on cases if it might be exculpatory. The issue is, with the requirement of the form and waivers, how can Broward Prosecutors ever sign that thing on a pipe case that's charged as a possession case. They never test for a saliva hit. Thus, how can they ethically go forward on those types of cases. Or, how about a glorified shoplifting case... is the government required to now examine for exculpatory trace evidence or must they resort to willful ignorance? <BR/><BR/>This can of worms has yet to be fully hurled. Under 3.220 and the DNA form, I think the State's and Defense obligations expand. We'll see. Roman only pawn in game of life. Arguably, because of this form, maybe the State can be pressed in Broward to do these cases Dade style. Misdemeanors for crack pipes. Not felonies. <BR/><BR/>O well. <BR/><BR/>There is an excellent quote from Ancient Art of War about giving the enemy unsavory women to weaken them. Maybe, that's how we can overcome the problem. Perhaps covert crack ho's can infiltrate the State. I must consult that book again as it applies to all of this fargon bullshty.<BR/><BR/>Thank you very much.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166683534294349232006-12-21T01:45:00.000-05:002006-12-21T01:45:00.000-05:00All you bastiges in Broward are fargin iceholes!All you bastiges in Broward are fargin iceholes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166675770010299382006-12-20T23:36:00.000-05:002006-12-20T23:36:00.000-05:00Lost in fargon Broward County! The DNA issue with ...Lost in fargon Broward County! <BR/><BR/>The DNA issue with the "no thank you" form WE have to fill out I would say is deranged, but that would be an insult to the word deranged and a compliment to the drafters of this crafty piece of ... colloquy. <BR/><BR/>Here in Good Ol' Hazard County, The Government actualy chooses to prosecute residue cases at will. Since that is the case, how can one ever ethically plea someone out considering the DNA issue?<BR/><BR/>Y'all think things are tuff all over in Dade. Lemmee let ya in on a secret. These sneaky bastages up here have ya beat. By miles! That, is not good. Dade is a pleasure compared to Broward most times. <BR/><BR/>Blogs in Broward are starting to pop up as mentioned previously. Maronie have comedy site just to laugh at. <BR/><BR/>Roman does blog here and there, but mostly I like to give lawyers Three Stooges Videos and surreptious surveillance of me in a gambling ring in the 80's.<BR/><BR/>This Site Kicks Iceholes! Thanks.<BR/><BR/>Hope to see you at Maroni Space and enjoy the vids, cartoons, and general tomfoolery of the justice system. Borat is Maroni's hit man.<BR/><BR/>Thank you very much.<BR/><BR/>Roman Maronie<BR/><BR/>http://www.myspace.com/roman_maronieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166583854535431892006-12-19T22:04:00.000-05:002006-12-19T22:04:00.000-05:00FROM THE PERSON WHO CALLED YOU OUR AS INTELLETUALL...FROM THE PERSON WHO CALLED YOU OUR AS INTELLETUALLY DISHONEST<BR/><BR/>attack on the writ, please. if anything the law is designed to protect innocent people from lazy corpulent turds who wont do any work on thier cases. this alerts the uneducated defendant that he can request to have DNA tests on certain evidence before he loses at trial and goes to prison for thirty years. it also protects the defendant who pleads alerting him that he can have items tested if he believes they will exonerate him.this law and the colloquy are helpful to defendants who really are innocent and who need to have items tested for DNA. The Dade SAO deserves kudos for setting up an innocence project to actually investigate these claims rather than just filing pleadings saying they are procedurally barred as most prosecutors offices.<BR/><BR/>good smart judges of all leanings colloquy defendants after jury selection and ask them if they are happy with the jury and that makes sense. this does not attack the writ it gives the chance for the defendant to say "no this second year pd who is out the door in two more weeks has done a shitty job of selecting my jury and he has struck the wrong people. also asking them if they have witnesses to call makes sense so that if there really is a witness who needs to be called, he can be called. this only undermines the abuse of "the great writ" that occurs when the defendant had no witnesses at trial and then after losing gets every relative or friends they have made in the can to come in and say "some other dude did it".<BR/><BR/>also invoking iraq and the cretins who are running is red herring and is more intellectually dishonest then yesterdays drivel. the fact that the military held an innocent man in prison has no relevance in the debate about plea colloquies. Bushes conduct has been deplorable and when you sink to the level of equating thier conduct with a law like this you actually sound like a moronic republican who repeats, in mantra like fashion, "if you oppose the war in iraq you are pro-terrorist."<BR/><BR/>truly the worst thing you have ever written. Tell me you were snorting lines all day or had downed three bottles of vino when you wrote this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166577876812804282006-12-19T20:24:00.000-05:002006-12-19T20:24:00.000-05:00Rumpole.........you really missed the boat on the ...Rumpole.........you really missed the boat on the Rule 3 issue. The fact is that for every legitimate Rule 3, there are dozens of BS ones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166558616207281152006-12-19T15:03:00.000-05:002006-12-19T15:03:00.000-05:00"Blame it on the rain....""Blame it on the rain...."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166544297509104252006-12-19T11:04:00.000-05:002006-12-19T11:04:00.000-05:00This just in:The Fashion Network has just launched...This just in:<BR/><BR/>The Fashion Network has just launched a TV show called HAIRSTYLES OF THE POWERFUL AND RICH<BR/><BR/>hosted by:<BR/><BR/>Peter Adrien<BR/><BR/>He is a busy man these days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166539519574319772006-12-19T09:45:00.000-05:002006-12-19T09:45:00.000-05:00ohh just here at sounding .... la de da... guess w...ohh just here at sounding .... la de da... guess what judge is taking forever.!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166539427660558342006-12-19T09:43:00.000-05:002006-12-19T09:43:00.000-05:00"They are the same people who forward those emails..."They are the same people who forward those emails to 5 friends because they fear bad luck"<BR/><BR/>Hey, watch it buddy, ya talkin about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166535406075591542006-12-19T08:36:00.000-05:002006-12-19T08:36:00.000-05:00AbeAre you still mad that I kicked your butt in 19...Abe<BR/>Are you still mad that I kicked your butt in 1975? Get over it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166531066787937392006-12-19T07:24:00.000-05:002006-12-19T07:24:00.000-05:00Rumpole - I too was surprised how you missed the b...Rumpole - I too was surprised how you missed the boat on this issue. In addition to what Judge Emas related, you should note that prior to the recent legislative amendment of s. 925.11, NO defendant who took a plea (either guilty or nolo) had the right to obtain postconviction DNA testing (at state expense). The recent legislative change, while lengthening plea colloquies an extra minute, has actually EXPANDED defendants' rights.<BR/><BR/>As an aside, although I am extremely fond of former J. Sorondo, it was none other than former C.J. Alan R. Schwartz who first used the term "Mickey Mousing" to describe counsel's attempts to manipulate the laws designed to protect defendants and hide the ball to seek speedy dismissals rather than speedy trials.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166524976094312292006-12-19T05:42:00.000-05:002006-12-19T05:42:00.000-05:00the funniest thing going on right now on this blog...the funniest thing going on right now on this blog is that there are actually people who believe some of this Hernandez stuff. <BR/><BR/>They are the same people who forward those emails to 5 friends because they fear bad luck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166507568452483902006-12-19T00:52:00.000-05:002006-12-19T00:52:00.000-05:00oh thats just great...oh thats just great...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166504559078594902006-12-19T00:02:00.000-05:002006-12-19T00:02:00.000-05:00Rumpole, nice win on the Colts - but only a 'push'...Rumpole, nice win on the Colts - but only a 'push' at 50.<BR/><BR/>I actually recall trying a case against Weed. Of course, that was when Hubbart was the PD; and the Earth had not yet fully cooled. Better trial lawyer than his new duties would ever suggest.<BR/><BR/>Surprised you were so off base on the 3.172 plea issue. Perhaps you need a proof reader who spends more time in the books than in the bars. However, for whatever meaning it may have, I trust a person who can handle their alcohol. It is one of the few traits that can exist in every class, race, religion, or gender + tells one something about thier breeding.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166501602449195482006-12-18T23:13:00.000-05:002006-12-18T23:13:00.000-05:00"Fox TV is courting none other than Judge Peter Ad..."Fox TV is courting none other than Judge Peter Adrien to host a new game show, to be called:<BR/><BR/>WATCHING PAINT DRY"<BR/><BR/>will this be syndicated and will timewarner have local listingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166497367697311082006-12-18T22:02:00.000-05:002006-12-18T22:02:00.000-05:00Juan DArce doing legal research for Hernandez????H...Juan DArce doing legal research for Hernandez????<BR/><BR/>Hernandez was doing traffic cases in So Dade dumb ass. What legal research would he possibly need?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166496437199405272006-12-18T21:47:00.000-05:002006-12-18T21:47:00.000-05:00how in the world would I know or care? My problem ...how in the world would I know or care? My problem is these damn colts don't know how to tackle.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166495597749890142006-12-18T21:33:00.000-05:002006-12-18T21:33:00.000-05:00Hey Rumps- just wondering what that very young, ve...Hey Rumps- just wondering what that very young, very engaged PD was doing making out with Jake Gyllenhaal the other night at a party on Fisher Island? Her friends at the PDs office were all looking at the camera phone pics this morning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166494854636002402006-12-18T21:20:00.000-05:002006-12-18T21:20:00.000-05:00PS. I don't "soak people." I help people. I tell t...PS. I don't "soak people." I help people. I tell them the truth. I don't charge fees or accept cases promising to do things I cannot do.<BR/><BR/>I have done post conviction relief. A family who has a member in jail for life, and believes I am comptent to advise them, is welcome to pay me to review the case and give them an opinion. If my opinion is bleak, but they choose to proceed, then my motions full comply with my dual obligations to assist my client to the best of my ability and not to advance a frivilous claim. <BR/><BR/>Maybe you or lawyers you know steal and profit from the fears of clients, but that is not what lawyering is all about. And I for one will not let you accuse me of doing something like that when you have no proof whatsoever. Indeed, defending people from others who make accusations without proof is what I do best.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166494575040007652006-12-18T21:16:00.000-05:002006-12-18T21:16:00.000-05:00Anonymous hissed:This is truly the stupidest and m...Anonymous hissed:<BR/>This is truly the stupidest and most intellectually dishonest post you have ever written. God bless a well respected jurist like Emas to expose your silliness on this whole post. <BR/><BR/>Rumpole responds: Just what is intellectually dishonest about what I wrote?<BR/><BR/>This plea colloquy is an outright attack on post conviction relief. Why not then require a plea colloquy on all other issues?Possible voire dire, possible cross, etc. <BR/><BR/>3.850's are mickey mouse? Sure they are, to everyone except the innocent guy in prison. <BR/>"Oh that doesn't happen much" you sneer. Then answer this: if over 100 people on death row have been exonerated, and death penalty cases are supposedly handled by the most experienced prosecutors, detectives, judges, and defense attorneys, then the system is broke, because if the best of best screw it up that much, how many innocent people ae serving time for burglary, robbery, etc., where the "best of the best" have not been used? To damn many. Writs of Habeus Corpus are BS until YOU need it. Just read the NY times today to see the military's treatment of a US CITIZEN in Iraq. Perhaps the most galling part is the fact those assholes kept that poor man in custody 18 more days after deciding he was innocent, and then badgered him about not writing a book or going to the media before they released him. <BR/><BR/>You may want to trust your freedom to George Bush and Dick Cheeney. I don't care to.Rumpolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380575650255695462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166493901253340382006-12-18T21:05:00.000-05:002006-12-18T21:05:00.000-05:00Rump i read you and i agree with you on some thing...Rump i read you and i agree with you on some things and disagree on others but you are way out of line on this.<BR/><BR/>3850 the great writ, is the most abused pleading in the criminal justice system. IT is intended for real injustices eg a lawyer not telling someone they would be on the next plane to haiti when they took a cts plea or when they actually asked an attorney to test DNA evidence and the Attorney refused out of laziness or a desire to cash a JAC check quickly.<BR/><BR/>What it has become is a way for every defendant whose case had any physical evidence to re-argue his case regardless of what defense he plead at trial. I saw one in which a defendant demanded a semen retest when he took the stand at trial and went with the "she wanted it" defense. <BR/><BR/>THis law is meant to addres this nonsense and make sure the right thing is done upfront and not have an innocent person in jail. Who better than the person acused of the crime to know what items may or may not contain his DNA? THis makes sure if there is anything that he wants tested that it can be done before he pleads that 1/d/m case to second and 30 so that he cant immmediatley relitigate his plea once he learns that 30 years in raiford is not all its cracked up to be.<BR/><BR/>Rump, i know its hard for you to accept that it may be harder for you to soak some poor desperate family who wants to believe their son innocent for 5 grand for a useless motion that you will lose without a hearing. all this does is get rid of the "mickey mousing"(kudos to Sorondo for coming up with this term for defense antics in 11th circuit) that defendants do with 3850 motions.<BR/><BR/>This is truly the stupidest and most intellectually dishonest post you have ever written. God bless a well respected jurist like Emas to expose your silliness on this whole post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166493012412804162006-12-18T20:50:00.000-05:002006-12-18T20:50:00.000-05:00That's the fake Even Steven.But just to show you t...That's the fake Even Steven.<BR/><BR/>But just to show you that I'm not a hard hearted man-<BR/><BR/>Now that everyone's favorite penguin Judge has had his deal (negotiated by another Judge) with Sony, and is on his way out of the REGJB, word has it that Fox TV is courting none other than Judge Peter Adrien to host a new game show, to be called:<BR/><BR/>WATCHING PAINT DRY.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166492258783887092006-12-18T20:37:00.000-05:002006-12-18T20:37:00.000-05:00Judge Hernandez in 08' - Judge Hernandez is just g...Judge Hernandez in 08' - Judge Hernandez is just great' - Judge Hernandez in 08' - Judge Hernandez it's just fate'.<BR/><BR/>Repeat the verse 4 times and add your own bridge.<BR/><BR/>By Even StevenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19039943.post-1166491862792761612006-12-18T20:31:00.000-05:002006-12-18T20:31:00.000-05:00I love the guy who said... Your a putts.That is yo...I love the guy who said... Your a putts.<BR/><BR/>That is you're a putz, you putz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com