There's a lot going on here, and admittedly we are straying from our milieu and are not quite fully knowledgeable about the players and the vernacular.
Here's what we have been able to discern.
There's some guy who is IG famous who goes by the name Clavicular. As near as we can tell, he kisses girls in clubs and posts videos on social media. A good job if you can get it.
One day he shot at some alligators. And then, unlike Jed Clampet, who also fired his weapon improvidently- but with much better results, Clavicular got arrested. Typical Miami story: Boy kisses girl in club; boy posts video; boy goes to Everglades the next day and shoots at Gators; Boy gets arrested.
But then there was, much like in Justice Cardozo's famous decision in Palsgraf v. Long Island Railroad (currently the LIRR is on strike, but we are not posting about it...just sayin...), an unforeseen and intervening factor that set the internet and social media ablaze...
Namely, Judge Bach-Armas, who has been accused by those in the know on social media of Mogging Clavicular. Say it ain't so, Joe.
Now we know much. We can take an IG social media star, and link him and alligators with a Cardozo decision and the Beverly Hillbillies. We can quote Spinoza endlessly. But we do not know everything. And therefore, what we cannot tell you is if Judge Bach-Armas Mogged Clavicular.
Maybe you can assist us?
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Here is Channel 6 reporting on our REGJB judge.
20 comments:
"As near as we can tell, he kisses girls in clubs and posts videos on social media. A good job if you can get it."
He also juices up on testosterone and steroids. By his own admission, he is now infertile and suffering erectile dysfunction.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.html
https://www.theguardian.com/society/commentisfree/2026/mar/24/clavicular-insecure-young-men-looksmaxxing
https://unherd.com/2026/04/clavicular-the-digital-dorian-gray/?edition=us
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV3ghIvDSr1/
And he's been causing other trouble besides shooting alligators.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/27/clavicular-arrested-florida-battery-charges
There hasn’t been a more handsome Judge in the Justice Building since Judge Frederick Barad and Judge Arthur Rothenberg. Right?
I think you bit on the pump fake. That boy looky like a double-naught spy to me. An anybody what’s been learnin the cypherin’ done knowed- naught times naught is naught. This message brought to you by Jethro BoDeen.
But if male newscaster ran a story claiming how beautiful a female judge was, everyone would be up in arms.
Love Rothenberg great judge
I am not sure what any of this meant, but Judge Bach Armas is certainly handsome.
He’s gorgeous!
Best looking male Judges in REG Building history. Not in order:
Judge Norm Gerstein
Judge Tom Scott
Judge Mike Hanzman
Judge Stan Blake
Judge Gerald Klein
I hear that aside from being a great judge, he is also a thespian.
He's an arrogant jerk.
I must be getting old. The only thing I understood in that post was the Jed Clampett / Beverly Hillbillies reference.
I think context is key. If the female judge had a woman defendant who was publicly claiming she had found a way to be more beautiful than others, and the female judge was better looking, then I think the story wouldn't be an issue. This isn't just a random story about how good looking a judge is. It's about an idiot defendant who claims he's better looking because he breaks his own face bones.
Me too. And I wrote it.
C’mon! Naught times naught? Double Naught Spy? Jethro Bodeen?
Hey David, you know who I ran into today? Louie Fernandez! Remember him? He's retired like I should be.
Cool story, 11:36 am. Let's do stay in context, shall we? Pick-a Kardashian walks into a Miami Dade courtroom. Whatever-Kardashian has, of course, publicly claimed she has found a way to be more beautiful than others by having someone cut her up, crack her bones and reconstruct them while also injecting her with foreign substances. The Kardashian of the moment was in Miami to advance civilization by having her people film her at the cultural mecca known as E11even. During her stay, she assaulted a valet/housekeeper/uber eats driver because her car/extra towels/food was not delivered as promptly as she required. She walks into the courtroom in six inch heels as if she was walking onto a yacht. Her hat strategically dipped below one eye, her scarf it was apricot. She had one eye in the mirror as, she watched herself go by it. And then "ALL RISE" and BOOM....in walks Judge Heloiza Correa. You know what happens next.... the comments on the news story post explode and go viral......"classic, elegant, timeless beauty meets the botox defendant." " Wowza..who is THAT judge?!" "Makes me want to commit crime!" " She can sentence me ANYDAY!" "Does she administer corporal punishment?!" "That judge is GORGEOUS!" "The judge can call me sidebar as much as she wants!" "Lady Justice!" And on and on. Context is key, right? This is a story about an idiot defendant who claims she is better looking because she mutilates her body, only to meet her fate before a judge who happens to be waaaaaay better looking. So you're good with it. Obviously. (BTW two things can be true. A judge can be smart and capable and strong AND be (as Paris Hilton says) HOT.) I'm smitten.
Like 90% of women out here running out all botoxed out giving beauty tips.
11:36 is the classic feminist who spent the last decade or so shaming men for this exact type of behavior and now seeks to justiify it when women engage in it. What is it they say about women and accountability?
You just outed Mary Barzee !
Judge Fine in his prime. Judge De La O if you have a Harry Potter fetish.
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